The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

My Scottish mate won the lottery last week,i saw him in the pub the next day looking miserable as sin! "what's up?" i asked him,"you've just won the lottery,you should be over the moon!" "aye!" he replied still miserable "it's just....ah bought two tickets!"

 

[greenjambo]

lol, How's it Guy's n Gal's! Just in a talkative mood toking this Chiesel!

 

[tip top toker]

Howdy dura, glad to hear you're keeping well and looking out for number 1, always the way to prioritise i never thought i'd reach a point where i can't afford my alcohol but haha, i'm there.

Sunday is going rather well jambo, nothing to smoke today but i got up early with a hangover and drove out to buy some iced tea and some mcdonalds for breakky i've always been a bit of a health nut like that

 

[dura72]

i myself woke up fresh and healthy and literally cannot remember the last time i did so of a sunday morning. now i've got 1500 word essay to complete that i have done virtually no research for and i feel like going back on the piss.

 

[greenjambo]

Never mind, sure you still have a great day!

 

[tip top toker]

I'll write your essay for you dura not got much to do other than silcver up a pc case. What ya working on? you back at uni again or something? or by essay you havn't done research on maybe a letter to the missus

 

[dura72]

1500 words on why the jacobite rebellions of 1715 and 45 failed. and yeah i'm back at uni but it appears i'm still the same lazy cunt i was when i packed it in last time. i know all the stuff but im a little out of practice at gettin essays planned. its that all important first 100 or so words. after that i'm off like a fuckin grey hound.....but same old probs. im not even sure if my submission deadline is tomorrow or next monday.

 

[dura72]

and as for writing a letter to the misses id just scratch 'fuck off' onna brick and punt it thru the lazy cunts window.

 

[brock]

hey guys.

no bud left, so smokign the conents on the box mates just told me that hes bring a blue cheese around tho, that better than box bits.

 

[tip top toker]

i e,ptied my box yesterday, it had been picked thourgh till just stalks left. I checked on my drying ounce and sod it, it's a teeny bit moist in the iddle but crisp on the outside so stuck it in jars to even out the moisture content and such. So smoke for meeeeeeeeeee

Sounds good dura, i'm thinking about trying to get myself into university but well, i don't have much desire for a degree worthy 9-5 job. Maybe a degree in botany or biology etc, but money be damned i don't like the idea of the next 40 years being sat behind a desk, i'd prefere to be a humble man enjoying his life, not working for his retirement.

 

[daviaces]

im on the cut early ,quick dried ak47 so much better than that chinky bud crap how can they make it so bad ?

 

[tip top toker]

I've never had quick dried bud really worth smoking, i try and cut a little bit here and there in preperation for running out and give it as long a dry as i can. But certainly a better option than spending £10 for a couple of joints

£10 for 2 joints!
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[daviaces]

yeh i hear yah m8 ,just refuse to buy that crap when i can quick dry better for free

 

[dura72]

im payin around £150 to £170 an oz up here and i dont even know what the fuck strain it is or anythin but everybody seems happy with it so cant really grumble. wish my fuckin crop was ready though!! jeez, i'm really gonna have to start that bloody essay at some point. c'mon people search for a 1500 word essay on why the jacobite revolution failed and i'll just rewrite the bugger.

 

[dura72]

On my birthday, I get a blowjob.
On our anniversary, I get a blowjob.
On valentine's day, I get a blowjob.
At xmas, I get a blowjob.

So at every major celebratory occasion, I get a blowjob.

I flop my cock out at the mother-in-law's funeral and all of a sudden I'm insensitive.

 

[dr green dre]

Cheese cake

Ive been busy making some fairys & sponge cake plus some hash off the tent harvest,which came to 14ozs off 4 bubblers which is ok with me. Making my second batch of cake now with about 7grams of cheese and 80gram of trim. The first cake had me nice with just the trim and a few buds .Gone back to work..

Theres an recipe in soft secerts or http://hailmaryjane.com/how-to-make-cannabutter-w-pics/ very simple..


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[dura72]

mmmmmmmmmm...looks tasty.

 

[tip top toker]

I have pork scrathcings to go with moy bottle of JD. food should be illegal when it is covered in pig hair! it puts quite a downer on a quite lovely treat

 

[dura72]

well that me 401 words into my essay and i'm sick lookin at the cunt already. i do not care about the old or the young pretender and i never shall, cunts. and my fuckin neck is aching coz ive gotta use my mums laptop coz i dont have a fuckin copy of office on my pc.

 

[dura72]

I was always told I should wear clean underwear in case I'm in an accident.....

Experience has taught me they should always be MEN'S underwear.