The UK Growers Thread!

zeddd

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I'm less than 2weeka away lol. Can't smell nothing though because of the filter. Gonna buy a lock tomorrow and lock the door from inside. If for some reason he thinks his gotta go inside my mum is just gonna say I work nights and not long gone bed because I'd been up being sick and make a joke about her Xmas dinner. My brothers already blead all the radiators so can't see what reason hell have. Can't be taking down 3 tents full of plants man itll be a nightmare. And no where else for em to go.

anyone else had a visit or wanna say what they'd do in my situation? Can't cancel as already done it once cause whole house was at work.
gas heats a boiler.....that's it....its doesn't heat the radiators the water it heats does that....so why worry bout the rads a gas man aint interested in em that's a plumbers job....CHILL THE FUK OUT as jesus would say..ive has a sparky doing a PAT test on all the plugged in shit....5 kw grow above his head I dint even turn the lights off for the cunt .....know your tradesman most are fuktards obviously and just wanna get the fuk out when they've done there shit
 

ninja1

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Cheers guys :) think it'll be sweet anyway even if he does wanna my mum will just say can't his working nights n been up being sick. Can't think of too many parents sweet enough to let their son grow so wont look suspect at all. Gonna head to wilkinson in abit and grab a lock for the door.

What's everyone upto today then? Gonna feel like a fucking second Sunday aint it. Got alot of my family around for dinner, mum brought crackers and all sorts lol. Told her we'd rather sit around the table playing poker and sniffing coke rather than wearing silly hats and talking bollocks lol.
 

R3l@X

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Potted up my other lil ladies today into 3ltr airpots n one reg pot... Other than that got high lol think its safe to assume everyone in here is coming down off something today so wont be doing anything.
 

IC3M4L3

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yeh i had my check, my boiler is upstairs, they opened my loft to look at the flue, smell of weed smacked u in the face,,,, 2nd time its happened oops, nothigns happened apart from i had a call asking for a epa loft insulation inspection,, yehyeh,, they dint come and do it mind?

most workers couldnt care less, best way is answer door smokimg a joint, then any smell is explained by the spliff hangin from ya lip

only electric checks they go in every room,,,,, bit saying that my gas dude did just wanna qwik look at every radiator,
 

Lemon king

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Someone say lemon......

threads dead....ninja if you think there's a risk pack it up u lazy fuck...prison or a day packing....as u are a grower with 3 tents think damage limitation.....so when u do eventually get caught and have to pay your tax, at least u made em work for it....a tip of from the gas man is a shit way to go.....

turbs ur spot on mate i always leave a joint out or pop out for one....id rather they think in a smoker then a grower.....

loads of noobs about weres crawly then.......

ic nice to see you got the wilmas up and running......im not sure u have enough room it will be tight round the edges.....

allot of wasted room under the centre and strongest part of the light, next time i would plant the plants in the corner of the pots.closest to the middle then train them out to the outside, plants look very healthy though ....
 

zeddd

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my first ever plant vanilla kush, growing in miracle gro, on my desk, under a 40w desk lamp from b&q lol










merry xmas people smoking some lovely lemon


looks like a load of trim with a bit of early bud..........terrible weed by the looks hows it smoke....street score or did u grow that under a desk lamp too?
 

zeddd

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Someone say lemon......

threads dead....ninja if you think there's a risk pack it up u lazy fuck...prison or a day packing....as u are a grower with 3 tents think damage limitation.....so when u do eventually get caught and have to pay your tax, at least u made em work for it....a tip of from the gas man is a shit way to go.....

turbs ur spot on mate i always leave a joint out or pop out for one....id rather they think in a smoker then a grower.....

loads of noobs about weres crawly then.......

ic nice to see you got the wilmas up and running......im not sure u have enough room it will be tight round the edges.....

allot of wasted room under the centre and strongest part of the light, next time i would plant the plants in the corner of the pots.closest to the middle then train them out to the outside, plants look very healthy though ....
oh no I thought we had put this one to bed.......ninjas parra attack about a gas inspection.....yeah get yer mum to pull down the grow while u have stella and coke off the kitchen table lmao sounds like u got a good set up there mummys boy .......and lemon u cant grow so gtf........xmas fight anyone?
 

imcjayt

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quick question guys.....got this monsta exo mom want to put in flower on its own....ive got a 400 but do u rec a 600 wld do much betta?....am I gonna see much of a diff if I get a 600.....
 

Garybhoy11

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quick question guys.....got this monsta exo mom want to put in flower on its own....ive got a 400 but do u rec a 600 wld do much betta?....am I gonna see much of a diff if I get a 600.....
if its just for the 1 plant m8 i'd say go ith the 400, dont think u'd have a worth while difference in yield to warrant the 600,

merry xmas anyway imc hope u had a gd one with the family m8
 

imcjayt

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yer it aint been to bad...bit heptic but worth it for kids...just relaxing now......hope u had a good en 2 mate.....
 

Garybhoy11

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glad to hear that, yeah was good here m8, then my step daughter is over 2day after spending xmas with her dad so we went out for a 2nd xmas/boxing day dinner and had a load more prezzies to get opened earlier, thats us getting back to normal now thankfully, kids in bed and im on the beer and smoke as usual :)
 

IC3M4L3

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i agree, stick with the 4oo for just 1 plant, obisouly more ligtmore bud, but unless ur at the gramme a watt level, its neither heare nor ther, just flower that biyatch!!!!

pm too matey
 
LemonKing iv been growing for 5 years so stfu as for the mummys boy chill out about the gas man u gotta watch him tho coz i left a bag on the side and the gas man took it wot a cunt
 

imcjayt

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yes mate will have a play bout with bottoms tomoz cba 2nite she gonna be tight in there that's close to 3 foot wide and already touching a bit if ive fed her 5 times since had her from cut....all she had is water out tap...so go figures lol
 

rollajoint

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Imc run the 600 mate . It dosent matter weather you have enough plants to run underneath it . You grow the same plant under the 400 as the 600 I will put my house on it the 600 will win all day . I run 3-4 plant max with 2 600s people get this idea more plant = more yeild . WRONG . More power more yeild . Just my advice . Merry Christmas you bunch of bitches . Hoho
 
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