The You Know Your A Grower Thread

[dukeofbaja]

When you forget your dealer's number after having it memorized for 3 years

 

[Sr. Verde]

When you forget your dealer's number after having it memorized for 3 years

Wrong thread man, hahahaha, your looking for the "you know your a pothead when" thread

 

[dukeofbaja]

Wrong thread man, hahahaha, your looking for the "you know your a pothead when" thread

No, man...I havn't needed his number for 4 months now since my perpetual cabinet has been working out better than imagined. If I was just a pothead and forgot his number that would be a sin...

 

[Fditty00]

When finger hash makes u

 

[streetlegal]

When finger hash makes u

wen u sleep in the loungeroom on a foam mattress with a blanket..or is that just me

 

[laceygirl]

wen u sleep in the loungeroom on a foam mattress with a blanket..or is that just me

No, I've done that too... In a one bedroom flat no less... I slept in the combined loungeroom/kitchen... lol..

 

[Fditty00]

^^^^ fortunate enough that has'nt happened

 

[dangledo]

I've come to believe that either (a) carbon filters are bullshit, or (b) I need a bigger one .... I light ALOT of incense




+rep to you!! I dont know why i never thought of trying the "macguyver fluid"

Ive got the can 66 and works wonders. I only smell the plants when I mess with them.
good stuff, thanks 4 rep man....

 

[dangledo]

Serious? Ill cut a premie bud tonite, to try. Tho I would rather not..

A little late, but it does the trick. I used it trying to get sap from a pine tree off of my arms and hands, worked like a charm.

 

[HookdOnChronics]

when you wake up to the click of the timer turning on and gander at the ladies, but still even at this point, the highlight of your day is 5 O'clock when you get off work and race to get back home to the girls!

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[Sr. Verde]

You know your a grower when:

you discover your bud has somehow been pollinated, and is now seeded... And that sends you into depression


just happened to me the other day, I only have two plants and they're both female, how the fuck does that happen.

 

[WvMade]

it's prolly a hermi?

 

[KathyVA1]

27. You know more about lights than GE

 

[JackTheBongRipper]

When you try not to make vacation plans for more than a few days, or drive home from vacation just to water your plants, then drive back.

 

[Gastanker]

Went to the aquarium and just sat there open mouthed looking at the 56 1000w lamps pointing into the water and imaging the possibilities.

Pondering the public tennis courts powerbill for running lights at night. City costs lower than commercial?

 

[dew-b]

Nice thread.
11.You went out in the middle of the night with trash bags to go and chop down your outdoor grow.
12.You get pissed at the hydro store employees who are up your ass about what your growing when they probably know anyway.I always tell them tomatoes lol.
13.You stayed up all night harvesting.
14.Your broke but you still said fuck it and spent that last 30 dollars on nutrients,Il.

15. you can take a drop out of the res and tell the ppm and ph level with out a meter. then when chalanged they find out your only off by 1 point.
16. you find an orange seed in a bag and want to grow it.
17. you walk into any room and know the rh with in 1%.

 

[don2009]

you forgetting what you were going to do cuz you were high.

 

[riddleme]

You have more grow DVD's on the shelf than Disney DVD's

 

[Someguy15]

You know you're a hydro grower when...

Everything you see at the store that can hold water is a potential reservoir.

When your water goes out the first thing you think of is if your backup jug is full and when your next rez change is.

 

[dirtnap411]

when you can talk pot with the owner of the grow shop, and you not only don't get kicked out, he asks for a taste of what you have going.