This joke is in bad taste
- Thread starter thcheaven
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donnieosmond
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Well I'm not sure if that's the best joke to post on a website where many of the members are disabled in various ways.
go.0d times
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I am familiar with the state of vegging out heh.
nongreenthumb
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You screwed it up though, its an old joke, and you ask what the hardest part of a cabbage is? The wheelchair. Old.
Whats grey sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss.
Whats blue and fucks grannies.
What do you do if an epilectic has a fit in your bath.
Whats grey sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss.
Whats blue and fucks grannies.
What do you do if an epilectic has a fit in your bath.
thcheaven
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nocturnalman
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whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby??
I dont have a ferrari my garage...
I dont have a ferrari my garage...
nongreenthumb
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Whats has hillary clinton and a vibrator got in common???
They're both stuck up cunts
They're both stuck up cunts
pandabear
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guttertrashsingalong
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So that makes me a veggie who vegges?If eatting a human is cannabalism what would smoking your own kind be called?The joke would only bother someone without a sense of humor.How do ya get a dog to stop fucking your leg?Pick it up and suck its dick!
pandabear
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Pls note any jokes on here are just jokes, so relax and dont get offended:
Theres this guy who sells human brains at his shop. So a customer walks in and is like hmmmm what kind of brains you got?
the shop keeper says well I have this white mans brain and this one costs a cool $100,
or i got this Japanese guys brain this one is gonna be more expensive and costs a cool $500,
then he says I also have this one, its a black mans brain and it costs an even $2000 if your interested.
so the customer is sitting there a little perplexed, hes like ok wait, the white mans brain is $100, the Japanses guys brain is $500 and the black mans brain is $2000!!!!???
Hes like why is the black mans brain so damn expensive compared to the others??
the shop keeper replies, oh well this one is brand new, it aint never been used
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Theres this guy who sells human brains at his shop. So a customer walks in and is like hmmmm what kind of brains you got?
the shop keeper says well I have this white mans brain and this one costs a cool $100,
or i got this Japanese guys brain this one is gonna be more expensive and costs a cool $500,
then he says I also have this one, its a black mans brain and it costs an even $2000 if your interested.
so the customer is sitting there a little perplexed, hes like ok wait, the white mans brain is $100, the Japanses guys brain is $500 and the black mans brain is $2000!!!!???
Hes like why is the black mans brain so damn expensive compared to the others??
the shop keeper replies, oh well this one is brand new, it aint never been used
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pandabear
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there were these 2 Arabs sitting at a bar right after the september 11th attacks and they were sittin there hootin and hollerin and laughing it up speaking in arabic really loud. and just laughing the whole time all the people at the bar could here them and they were getting pissed. I mean this was right after the september 11th attacks and these guys were just speaking in arabic and laughin it up really loud
finally one of the people at the bar couldnt take it no more and walked up to one of the Arab guys and slapped him across the face and said "HAY!!! THIS IS AMERICA!!!!! SPEAK SPANISH LIKE THE REST OF US!!!!!!!
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finally one of the people at the bar couldnt take it no more and walked up to one of the Arab guys and slapped him across the face and said "HAY!!! THIS IS AMERICA!!!!! SPEAK SPANISH LIKE THE REST OF US!!!!!!!
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