Your ranting is exactly why it is not worth anyone's time to appease you. Try doing anything close to what leds can do in a confined space with an excited gas bulb, besides once they are illegal you'll be begging for advice on leds, get ahead of the game now and combine them into your routine and the advantages should be apparent as soon as you turn it on.....
But then again this was a waste of my time bc you have no interist in keeping an open mind.
I like 100W incandescents in my garage because of heat but I can't buy them anywhere, so now I need to find another option and admittedly an led is not it.