to catch a theif

Jester88

Jester88

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lisasimpson said:
okay, someone delicately harvested my first plant last night and left me with the stalk... what can i do to catch them when they come for the next ones? i have my license and i'm within my legal limit, but the other plants won't be ready for a few more weeks. the one they took last night was just ready. i think it's my fault for telling a few friends.
since they probably will be back what is your advice people? i would love to make them suffer, tho i know karma will take care of that, but i'm not letting them take any more. can i have a shot gun, stun gun, bear traps? what is my best deterrence? do i have to move them now?? HELP ME OUT FOLKS!!~! newb here

ps it was beautiful, i'm really sad : (((((
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you have to be what they call legal and proportionate.
talk to your relative eterny about this ;)

JFYI
after you have them all beat up or whatever then you tell the cops you told them to leave they were agressivre as they more than likely will be and then you stand up for your rights and charge them with tresspass and assult etc.

you can also hang razor blades and fish hooks on yopur plants but if hes carefuly pruning he may avoid :(

otherwise camp out with them,

they should also be easy to find. look for friends or people who have changed or budf that looks similar to yours floating around and find its source ;)

anyhoo its lae im tired and off to bed nitey nite

j88
 
420ever

420ever

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Okay heres what you do, you leave the plants where they were camp out blend in the enviroment wait for em to come back, they do, you shoot them, chop em up, grind em up then fertilize your plants with them. All good.
 
EdGreyfox

EdGreyfox

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Should be some way to wire an air horn to a motion detector. Would make a nice burglar alarm, and once they set it off once I doubt they will come back.
 
Murfy

Murfy

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the screws through the boards with the ropes through for easy removal is the old school way to catch an intruder from bears to neighbors ----if you do this he will not be back-caught or not
 
Jester88

Jester88

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420ever said:
Okay heres what you do, you leave the plants where they were camp out blend in the enviroment wait for em to come back, they do, you shoot them, chop em up, grind em up then fertilize your plants with them. All good.
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feding them to pigs may work too hehe
 
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Tib420

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all you gotta do is leave a note on each of ur plants saying,

"If u touch this fucking plant, I will chop your ass up and bury you under this plant. I'll give you 15 seconds to get back over that fence.

P.S. Me and My Shotgun are watching you, run quick!

Nobody has ever stolen one of my outdoor plants. Auto-Spotlights are good, place them in your driveway so if a human or animal walks by it, it will spot light them and they will probably run away. If not the note should definitely do it.
 
fatfarmer

fatfarmer

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look for the one out of sight for sometime. one who comes over BUZZZZ as hell but has no bud. set bud trap. only time will tell. this guy is a BUM!
 
stonerbeans

stonerbeans

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whiterhyno420 said:
stay up all night and wait till they come bak and put one in there dome thats wut i would do
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id get myself a sleeping bag and a shotgun.... take a little camping/hunting trip in your back yard. You can buy beanbag shells or rubber ones or salt rock shells. That is if your not looking to kill them.
 
stonerbeans

stonerbeans

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CrackerJax said:
If you shoot, always shoot to kill. No matter what.
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now now, lets not get anyone in trouble haha, Im more of a chop your hands off kinda guy when it comes to stealing, or toes so they cant run thats always good too. Get some security lights or if you would rather catch them, infared cameras... good ones too so they are actually useable

Either way thats fucked up:cuss:
 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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take the bulbs out of a motion light screw in one of those 110v adapters and run a line from it into the house attach to a buzzer


how many people has you daughter told and how many of them have told there friends and older brothers and sisters ,do you really want to shoot a kid over a plant
 
CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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stonerbeans said:
now now, lets not get anyone in trouble haha, Im more of a chop your hands off kinda guy when it comes to stealing, or toes so they cant run thats always good too. Get some security lights or if you would rather catch them, infared cameras... good ones too so they are actually useable

Either way thats fucked up:cuss:
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And when that "hand less" guy gets up on the stand and describes how you brutally hacked at his person with a machete, they'll be flipping a mattress in cell block D awaiting ur arrival.

Never go half arsed ... if you're not willing to go all the way ... then don't do it at all.
 
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a dog named chico

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1) a wildlife camera will help identify the theif and at $80 its a solid envestment.

2) despite what the E-thugs say, never, never, never have guns in the same home your grow is in, even if your legal they will slap distribution charges on you like a fat kid on a cupcake

3) avoide booby traps, the only thing worse than having your grow stolen is getting sued by the guy stealing it for getting injured by your booby traps.

4) Secure your shit, pad locks do wounders to deter theifs

5) DO NOT TELL ANYONE!!! even if your legal, if you tell two people, they will tell two people, and so on.
 
meowmix

meowmix

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Id do the bear trap and video tape it for fun. If you dont have kids running around or anyone else, id booby trap the place and continue growing. Me, not wanting to have guns on my property due to it not mixing well with herb plants, would get a high powered pellet gun and camp out for a bit. I have the patience for that if it is revenge/self preservation.


lisasimpson said:
okay, someone delicately harvested my first plant last night and left me with the stalk... what can i do to catch them when they come for the next ones? i have my license and i'm within my legal limit, but the other plants won't be ready for a few more weeks. the one they took last night was just ready. i think it's my fault for telling a few friends.
since they probably will be back what is your advice people? i would love to make them suffer, tho i know karma will take care of that, but i'm not letting them take any more. can i have a shot gun, stun gun, bear traps? what is my best deterrence? do i have to move them now?? HELP ME OUT FOLKS!!~! newb here

ps it was beautiful, i'm really sad : (((((
:fire:
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meowmix

meowmix

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bwhahahaha. Man. After reading a few tales of stolen outdoor grows, this was a total sign of relief

Scyntra said:
Well I got one for you...

a long time ago I had some plants growing in my back yard and someone stole them.. so the next year I was not going to let it happen again.. I placed pieces of plywood cut into (8'x2') with a few 100 nails in it all around the inside of my fence and covered them with dirt and leaves so noone knew anything about it.. long story short about 3 weeks from harvest I was awaken by the most bloodcurdling scream you will ever hear so I run outside with my gun to find my sisters crackhead Xhusband nailed to the boards with both feet..beat the shit out of him. tied him up, my wife took a ride with my plants and I called the cops and had him arrested.. no charges ageist me were even talked about and the arresting officer just laughed when he seen what had happened to him..
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