Traveling to mexico with Bud - fool proof

NOWitall

Active Member
ok ummm

if you go into an airport with that thing.

if they search, and find. they will think your smuggling explosives. or they wont think that but thats how they have to act.

the problem with smuggling weed, is scent molocules. not just the ones coming from the weed. the ones that are on your hand. you touch weed. put weed in bag, now the bag smells like weed, so you put it in another bag. and now the ouitside of THAT bag smells like weed. on and on ad infinum. thats just about how bad it is. wear rubber gloves, dispose between baggings and wash hands with some extreem soap.

hehehehahahahaha. got a joke.

top 5 sayings that kill an orgy.

5. wow yall are ugly.
4. nope, not even with the ten foot pole.
3. didnt you throw my grandmothers retirement party?
2. ok, but your gonna need some penicillin.
and the number one saying that kills an orgy IIIIISSSSSS
1. Hey john, how come your wifes snatch smells like french roast coffee?
and the second runner up was
0. are those folgers crystal in your vagina? or are you just happy to see me.

ohhhhh ohhhhhhh. and the comercial says.

Weve replaced the fresh ground coffee this woman normally uses to smuggle weed in her vagina with freeze dried folgers crystals.
lets see if they notice a differance. :-)

also such things as dipping in molten wax, or liquid rubber (like they sell at the electrical suppy houses to reinsulate the handles of wire cutters and such) liquid latex. all those things make some nice vapor bariers.

although one thing i can never go anywhere without mailing back to myself are those wonderfull candles that are poured around a bunch of seashells. those things sure are nice. and u know i bet that if you x rayed a seashell filled candle, its gonna look the same no matter what "kind" of shells are inside.

also postcards, love postcards. cant use em for anything, so i just write notes on em and send em to people:-)
 

docjohn

Well-Known Member
Weed and other drugs are now legal in Mexico. I think you can have like 3-4 js on you and they can't do spit. so roll up three fatties of hash, pure, and then mix 'em with tobaccy when time to smoke. you can proly get like 10 grams in like that.
 

ADTR

Well-Known Member
ok ummm

if you go into an airport with that thing.

if they search, and find. they will think your smuggling explosives. or they wont think that but thats how they have to act.

the problem with smuggling weed, is scent molocules. not just the ones coming from the weed. the ones that are on your hand. you touch weed. put weed in bag, now the bag smells like weed, so you put it in another bag. and now the ouitside of THAT bag smells like weed. on and on ad infinum. thats just about how bad it is. wear rubber gloves, dispose between baggings and wash hands with some extreem soap.

also such things as dipping in molten wax, or liquid rubber (like they sell at the electrical suppy houses to reinsulate the handles of wire cutters and such) liquid latex. all those things make some nice vapor bariers.
some good information, but as far as a "vapor" barrier? I assume you mean scent. The thing with smuggling drugs, is the longer you leave the bud in the packaging, the more chance you have of getting caught by a drug dog. Believe it or not, the scent takes time to escape from its packaging. Plastics and metals are porous and take time for the scent to leak out. So the less time it is in there the better.

Coffee grounds will not do you one damn bit of good. Dogs do not smell like humans! If multiple odors were to be combined, a human would smell only the resulting combination of said odors. A dog however, would be able to individually identify each scent separately. Their sense of smell is far greater than ours...
 

teebeekahuna

Active Member
man all the vacation spots in mexico, just ask a valet or a cab driver and they will hook you up, dont try smugglin in during this turmoil over there!!!
LOL smuggling pot INTO mexico... kinda like 'carrying coals to Newcastle', for you history buffs out there
 

88malice

Well-Known Member
Just remember, no plan is fool proof, look at the fools that made the system. You know the saying you can't fool the fool?
 

anberlinaddict

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So I have been doing quite a bit of research into stashing a little weed onto the airplane. Now Im headed to mexico and I have some dank nug that I wanna bring for our trip. Here's my setup. Under armor boxers, a 2 liter soda bottle tube before expansion (photo), and ground coffee.

So Im want to bring about an 1/8th or so. we tried this domestically no problem but internationally? drug dogs?
You freeze the tube the night before (1/8th of an inch thick plastic - these are the same bottles that hold pressurized CO2 for soda purposes) then before we leave ill put the nugs in my air tight baggie, and surround it in coffee grounds. We wont be bringing it back with us, just into mexico. Take the tube and stick it in the underarmor on the inside of your thigh.

Give me some feedback

*the point of the soda bottle is to keep the smell in, Plastic airtight tube>Coffee>plastic baggie>bud
Ill probs wrap it in electrical tape too or something

The max amount of time between stashing it in the tube/my pants until we board the plain will be approx 2 hours.
heres some feedback.. you are dumb as shit for risking federal prison time for a fucking 8th of marijuana.
 

miztaj

Well-Known Member
there is good weed in mexico.just gotta know where to find it.Kinda like here in the states,u gotta know somebody.
if your not growing your which most of here on RIU are.
 

PoBox123

Member
there is good weed in mexico.just gotta know where to find it.Kinda like here in the states,u gotta know somebody.
if your not growing your which most of here on RIU are.

OK, here is my story, I go to Cozumel to go diving 3-4 times a year. I found out my first trip there many years ago, that if you go to the flea market "tourist Tee-shirt shops" The owner nine times out of ten will try to sell you weed.

Here is a true story, I was in Cancun last month. I went to a tee-shirt shop in down town 2 blocks from my hotel, The guy saw me looking at the "drug" tee-shirts" ask me if I needed weed? I asked what do you have?

He walked me up stairs over the shop,"6 steps, well lit not scary or weird" there was a dude that had a counter selling bongs, bats, etc.. Before I said a word he pulled a huge bag out on the counter and laid out weed, hash, herion,coke,opium, and said what you want? I bought 6 grams of weed and 6 grams of hash. 15.00 US per gram.

Decent weed, excellent hash. I did not have enough cash, tee shirt shop dude took me to ATM.

I got money out with credit card in "Pesos" and paid the dude.

walked to hotel set on balcony and got baked.

Don't take weed to Mexico it is available everywhere. All you have to do is ask.
 

mista32

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I LIVE 1 hour away from mexico and i dont even go there ihave friends that are inthe biggest gang in mexico i shouldn't say the name but they see u little white boys and take there money jewelery and if u resit they cut your head off they dont fuck around so just warning all yall white boys and girls
 

palehawaiian

Active Member
I LIVE 1 hour away from mexico and i dont even go there ihave friends that are inthe biggest gang in mexico i shouldn't say the name but they see u little white boys and take there money jewelery and if u resit they cut your head off they dont fuck around so just warning all yall white boys and girls

wow what a beaner... i bet you think white girls like you to? are you a gangster... are you tuff. Only cause your women are whores and breed like rabbits would you ever have a burrito full enough of beans to take my shit away... Go fuck your self and the " toughest gang in mexico"
 

miztaj

Well-Known Member
OK, here is my story, I go to Cozumel to go diving 3-4 times a year. I found out my first trip there many years ago, that if you go to the flea market "tourist Tee-shirt shops" The owner nine times out of ten will try to sell you weed.

Here is a true story, I was in Cancun last month. I went to a tee-shirt shop in down town 2 blocks from my hotel, The guy saw me looking at the "drug" tee-shirts" ask me if I needed weed? I asked what do you have?

He walked me up stairs over the shop,"6 steps, well lit not scary or weird" there was a dude that had a counter selling bongs, bats, etc.. Before I said a word he pulled a huge bag out on the counter and laid out weed, hash, herion,coke,opium, and said what you want? I bought 6 grams of weed and 6 grams of hash. 15.00 US per gram.

Decent weed, excellent hash. I did not have enough cash, tee shirt shop dude took me to ATM.

I got money out with credit card in "Pesos" and paid the dude.

walked to hotel set on balcony and got baked.

Don't take weed to Mexico it is available everywhere. All you have to do is ask.
Ha thats where the urban grower on youtube scored some good smoke from, A t-shirt shop on the street.
 
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