GingerGirlWithGreen
New Member
Why did the Mexican need his Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
For Hispanic attacks.
Two sentence joke
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too larry
Well-Known Member
I thought you meant dix, like in neuf plus un eqyuals dix. But there wasn't a joke there.
NightOwl2018
Member
Did you hear that O. J. is getting remarried.?
He said he wanted to take another stab at it.
He said he wanted to take another stab at it.
PrometheanLeaf
Well-Known Member
What part of a Vegetable can't you eat?
The Wheelchair.
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Dark humor is like food,
Not everyone gets it.
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What's good about child molesters?
They drive slowly through school zones...
The Wheelchair.
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Dark humor is like food,
Not everyone gets it.
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What's good about child molesters?
They drive slowly through school zones...
NightOwl2018
Member
Why couldn't the lifegaurd save the hippie?
he was too far out man!!
he was too far out man!!
NightOwl2018
Member
I went to a zoo once with only one animal.
It was a shitzhu.
It was a shitzhu.
persian.toker
Active Member
What do prison and Caps lock have in common ?
They both turn "o" into "O".
They both turn "o" into "O".
Roger A. Shrubber
Well-Known Member
i told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows on too high.
she looked surprised.
she looked surprised.
Roger A. Shrubber
Well-Known Member
God said to John, come forth and you will receive eternal life.
but John came in fifth, and only received a blender.
but John came in fifth, and only received a blender.
Roger A. Shrubber
Well-Known Member
i threw a boomerang really hard a year ago.
now i'm living in fear
now i'm living in fear
Roger A. Shrubber
Well-Known Member
women only call me ugly till they learn how much money i make.
then they call me ugly AND poor.....
then they call me ugly AND poor.....
persian.toker
Active Member
one of my favourite Jimmy Carr jokes:
they say there's safety in numbers right?
yeah tell that to six million Jews
they say there's safety in numbers right?
yeah tell that to six million Jews
persian.toker
Active Member
Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
cause it doesn't need cleaning yet
cause it doesn't need cleaning yet
persian.toker
Active Member
why can't blacks, Middle Easterners and Latinos get a tan?
cause there's not much sunlight in prison
(no offense, I'm one of the above myself, I just thought it was funny)
cause there's not much sunlight in prison
(no offense, I'm one of the above myself, I just thought it was funny)
