Two sentence joke
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Budzbuddha
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Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.
So that if its born dead they can make soup.
Space_cadet
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Is he really worthy of a two sentence joke. Bet i coukd think of a fucked up joke that sums him in one sentence. .... no wait one word.... just
Trump
I mean who dosesnt already now cringe an shake there head, letting out a frustrated laugh whilst thinking to them selfs "what a fucking joke" at hearing that single word
Space_cadet
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But your right budzbuddah theres no difference.
Except a baboons arse has better hair ;p
Except a baboons arse has better hair ;p
need4weedz
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Menstrual jokes are never funny.
Period.
Period.
thepenofareadywriter
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Dude that is twisted
SageFromZen
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I think the back side of that one is:
What do you do with an epileptic in a hot tub?
You throw in a load of laundry and detergent.
...I'm epileptic. I have a bunch of them jokes up my sleeve!
SageFromZen
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Generation X Jeopardy:
"Yeah, I'll take Porn Trivia for $1000, Alex"
"Yeah, I'll take Porn Trivia for $1000, Alex"
Sir Napsalot
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
no eye deer
no eye deer
Lucky Luke
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Still no idea.
Lucky Luke
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What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no dick?
Still no fkn idea.
Edit..fk they have already been done...haha
Still no fkn idea.
Edit..fk they have already been done...haha
Lucky Luke
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Whats black and white and red all over and lies in the gutter?
A Nun with a knife in her back.
A Nun with a knife in her back.
Lucky Luke
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
3. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.
3. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.
Lucky Luke
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What's black, has 6 legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A Piano.
A Piano.
Lucky Luke
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The wife went out and left the back door open
I shut it and went to make a coffee but the milk had run out.
I shut it and went to make a coffee but the milk had run out.
