Two sentence joke

[abalonehx]

I laughed and shook his hand...

 

[Budzbuddha]

Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?

So that if its born dead they can make soup.

 

[Space_cadet]

What's the difference between trump and a red baboons ass ?

No difference

Is he really worthy of a two sentence joke. Bet i coukd think of a fucked up joke that sums him in one sentence. .... no wait one word.... just

Trump

I mean who dosesnt already now cringe an shake there head, letting out a frustrated laugh whilst thinking to them selfs "what a fucking joke" at hearing that single word

 

[Space_cadet]

But your right budzbuddah theres no difference.

Except a baboons arse has better hair ;p

 

[need4weedz]

Menstrual jokes are never funny.
Period.

 

[Tim1987]

What do you do if an epileptic, has a seizure in the supermarket?

Chuck it some change, and throw your kids on.

 

[thepenofareadywriter]

What do you do if an epileptic, has a seizure in the supermarket?

Chuck it some change, and throw your kids on.

Dude that is twisted

 

[SageFromZen]

What do you do if an epileptic, has a seizure in the supermarket?

Chuck it some change, and throw your kids on.

I think the back side of that one is:

What do you do with an epileptic in a hot tub?

You throw in a load of laundry and detergent.

...I'm epileptic. I have a bunch of them jokes up my sleeve!

 

[SageFromZen]

Generation X Jeopardy:

"Yeah, I'll take Porn Trivia for $1000, Alex"

 

[Tim1987]

What's black, crunchy, and sits, at the top of a staircase?

A quadriplegic in a house fire.











I'm sorry. I'm not making these up. I swear

 

[Sir Napsalot]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

no eye deer

 

[Lucky Luke]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

 

[Lucky Luke]

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no dick?

Still no fkn idea.




Edit..fk they have already been done...haha

 

[Lucky Luke]

Whats black and white and red all over and lies in the gutter?


A Nun with a knife in her back.

 

[Lucky Luke]

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?


3. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.

 

[Enjoint]

What do you call a blind dinosaur?


Do-u-think-he-saw-us

 

[Lucky Luke]

What's black, has 6 legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A Piano.

 

[Tim1987]

Why did the elephant fall from the tree?

Because the branch broke.

 

[Lucky Luke]

The wife went out and left the back door open

I shut it and went to make a coffee but the milk had run out.

 

[1alexie]

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef