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Ha0be1

Member

• Jul 8, 2020

• #161

What did the young mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach? "Excuse me sir, you're in my son!

 

Just Be

Well-Known Member

• Jul 8, 2020

• #162

What's the number one pick up line in a gay bar?
Can I push in your stool?

 

G Bear

Well-Known Member

• Jul 15, 2020

• #163

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

Trump never had a garbanzo bean on his chest.

 

MICHI-CAN

Well-Known Member

• Jul 15, 2020

• #164

I hate to say it but I claim no association with the following jokes. Just picked them up over the years. But a couple are funny in their own right.

Why would hookers make great air traffic controllers?
They are so good at guiding things in.

How do you make a hormone?
Put sand in her vaseline.

What do you call a herd of cattle masturbating?
Beef strokin" off.

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
Toys for twats.

Why don't you kiss a parrot on the beak?
You might get chirpies or canarial disease and it's untweetable.

I'll leave on that. Although there's more. Known some twisted folks. Peace.

 

Stukid

Active Member

• Feb 18, 2021

• #165

It’s pronounced GWIN. So it’s a gwin gwin...

 

solakani

Well-Known Member

• Feb 19, 2021

• #166

“I say ‘no’ to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, ‘no’.” – Rodney Dangerfield

 

solakani

Well-Known Member

• Feb 19, 2021

• #167

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
Don Rickles

 

Just Be

Well-Known Member

• Feb 19, 2021

• #168

I used to do drugs.
I still do, but I used to, too. - Mitch Hedberg

 

solakani

Well-Known Member

• Feb 19, 2021

• #169

“I had a paper route when I was a little kid; I was a paperboy. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses, or two dumpsters.” - Mitch Hedberg

 

Jeffislovinlife

Well-Known Member

• Feb 19, 2021

• #170

There is this white guy !!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Buds N Brew

Well-Known Member

• Apr 1, 2021

• #171

Speaking of sex, why is the reverse cowgirl position frowned upon in Arkansas?
Because you never turn your back on family!

 

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Buds N Brew

Well-Known Member

• Apr 1, 2021

• #172

There was some sad news out of Australia today.
The inventor of the boomerang grenade died this morning.

 

MICHI-CAN

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2021

• #173

Ever seen a plastic asshole?
Look at your license.

 

Just Be

Well-Known Member

• Apr 29, 2021

• #174

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?


The location of the dirt bag.

 

StonedGardener

Well-Known Member

• May 2, 2021

• #175

Budzbuddha said:

What's the difference between trump and a red baboons ass ?

No difference

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I don't feel nauseous looking at baboons, flaming red arse.

 

GreenestBasterd

Well-Known Member

• May 3, 2021

• #176

What do gay horses eat?
Heyyy.

 

GreenestBasterd

Well-Known Member

• May 3, 2021

• #177

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Michael wasanigga.

 

Romulanman

Well-Known Member

• May 3, 2021

• #178

Two blondes walked into a bar.

You'd think one of them would've seen it.

 

go go kid

Well-Known Member

• May 3, 2021

• #179

How do you make a hormone? don't pay her

 

ColoradoHighGrower

Well-Known Member

• May 3, 2021

• #180

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one live one at the bottom eating its way out. Ole dead baby jokes...