What did the young mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach? "Excuse me sir, you're in my son!
H Ha0be1 Member Jul 8, 2020 #161 What did the young mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach? "Excuse me sir, you're in my son!
Just Be Well-Known Member Jul 8, 2020 #162 What's the number one pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push in your stool?
G Bear Well-Known Member Jul 15, 2020 #163 What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? Trump never had a garbanzo bean on his chest.
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? Trump never had a garbanzo bean on his chest.
MICHI-CAN Well-Known Member Jul 15, 2020 #164 I hate to say it but I claim no association with the following jokes. Just picked them up over the years. But a couple are funny in their own right. Why would hookers make great air traffic controllers? They are so good at guiding things in. How do you make a hormone? Put sand in her vaseline. What do you call a herd of cattle masturbating? Beef strokin" off. What do you call a truckload of vibrators? Toys for twats. Why don't you kiss a parrot on the beak? You might get chirpies or canarial disease and it's untweetable. I'll leave on that. Although there's more. Known some twisted folks. Peace.
I hate to say it but I claim no association with the following jokes. Just picked them up over the years. But a couple are funny in their own right. Why would hookers make great air traffic controllers? They are so good at guiding things in. How do you make a hormone? Put sand in her vaseline. What do you call a herd of cattle masturbating? Beef strokin" off. What do you call a truckload of vibrators? Toys for twats. Why don't you kiss a parrot on the beak? You might get chirpies or canarial disease and it's untweetable. I'll leave on that. Although there's more. Known some twisted folks. Peace.
solakani Well-Known Member Feb 19, 2021 #166 “I say ‘no’ to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, ‘no’.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“I say ‘no’ to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, ‘no’.” – Rodney Dangerfield
solakani Well-Known Member Feb 19, 2021 #167 When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. Don Rickles
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. Don Rickles
Just Be Well-Known Member Feb 19, 2021 #168 I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. - Mitch Hedberg
solakani Well-Known Member Feb 19, 2021 #169 “I had a paper route when I was a little kid; I was a paperboy. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses, or two dumpsters.” - Mitch Hedberg
“I had a paper route when I was a little kid; I was a paperboy. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses, or two dumpsters.” - Mitch Hedberg
B Buds N Brew Well-Known Member Apr 1, 2021 #171 Speaking of sex, why is the reverse cowgirl position frowned upon in Arkansas? Because you never turn your back on family!
Speaking of sex, why is the reverse cowgirl position frowned upon in Arkansas? Because you never turn your back on family!
B Buds N Brew Well-Known Member Apr 1, 2021 #172 There was some sad news out of Australia today. The inventor of the boomerang grenade died this morning.
There was some sad news out of Australia today. The inventor of the boomerang grenade died this morning.
Just Be Well-Known Member Apr 29, 2021 #174 What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner? The location of the dirt bag.
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner? The location of the dirt bag.
StonedGardener Well-Known Member May 2, 2021 #175 Budzbuddha said: What's the difference between trump and a red baboons ass ? No difference Click to expand... I don't feel nauseous looking at baboons, flaming red arse.
Budzbuddha said: What's the difference between trump and a red baboons ass ? No difference Click to expand... I don't feel nauseous looking at baboons, flaming red arse.
GreenestBasterd Well-Known Member May 3, 2021 #177 What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenegger? Michael wasanigga.
Romulanman Well-Known Member May 3, 2021 #178 Two blondes walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
ColoradoHighGrower Well-Known Member May 3, 2021 #180 What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one live one at the bottom eating its way out. Ole dead baby jokes...
What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one live one at the bottom eating its way out. Ole dead baby jokes...