Two sentence joke
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Roger A. Shrubber
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parallel lines have so much in common
it's a shame they'll never meet
it's a shame they'll never meet
Roger A. Shrubber
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my uncle has the heart of a whale.
and a lifetime ban from the aquarium
and a lifetime ban from the aquarium
Roger A. Shrubber
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you are not completely useless
someone needs to be a bad example
someone needs to be a bad example
Roger A. Shrubber
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statistics say someone in Chicago gets shot 7 times a day
poor bastard ought to buy a bulletproof vest
poor bastard ought to buy a bulletproof vest
wizard cabbage
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What do you call 12 blondes in a cardboard box
A case of empties
A case of empties
Puff_Dragon
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Two Lawyer jokes and a musical joke for your Monday mirth ..
Q. What do lawyers use for contraception?
A. Their personalities!
Q. When a lawyer dies; why should you bury them 30 feet deep?
A. Because deep, deep down ..they're nice people!
Q. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A. You get: A flat minor!
Q. What do lawyers use for contraception?
A. Their personalities!
Q. When a lawyer dies; why should you bury them 30 feet deep?
A. Because deep, deep down ..they're nice people!
Q. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A. You get: A flat minor!
QuarksRSmall
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Read the punchline out loud for the fullest enjoyment.
Knock knock
Who is there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Knock knock
Who is there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
ShartyWaffles
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass
Wiped his ass
Puff_Dragon
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Q. Why are divorces so damn expensive?
A. Because they're worth it!
A. Because they're worth it!
Puff_Dragon
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Traffic cop pulls a guy over and asks: Hey Mac! Didn't you see your wife fell out two blocks back?
The guy replied: Thank God! ..I thought I went deaf.
The guy replied: Thank God! ..I thought I went deaf.
NightOwl2018
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Some people are like Slinkies ...
not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Puff_Dragon
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A punk rocker (with a giant multicoloured mohawk) gets on a bus. An old man sitting across from him begins to stare heavily:
Punk: "whats up OLD Maaaan? Ain'tCha done nothin' WILD before?"
Old Man: Sure! I banged a parrot once ..figured you could be my son
Punk: "whats up OLD Maaaan? Ain'tCha done nothin' WILD before?"
Old Man: Sure! I banged a parrot once ..figured you could be my son
TwistyMcDoobie
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What sexual position creates the ugliest children? Ask your mom 4 me
Puff_Dragon
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Opinions, are like Arseholes ...
Everybody has one.
Q. What do you call a fake blonde doing a handstand?
A. a brunette with bad breath
Everybody has one.
Q. What do you call a fake blonde doing a handstand?
A. a brunette with bad breath
NightOwl2018
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my wife accused me of being immature...
i told her to get out of my fort.
i told her to get out of my fort.
Covetsculitvars
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Play stupid games,
Win stupid prizes
Win stupid prizes
Puff_Dragon
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Q. Whats one advantage of having Alzheimer's?
A. You can hide your own Easter eggs!
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep just like my grand father ..not like his passengers; Screaming in mortal terror!
A. You can hide your own Easter eggs!
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep just like my grand father ..not like his passengers; Screaming in mortal terror!
Puff_Dragon
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In London; A man with two eyes, no arms and one leg hails a cab.
The cab driver sticks his head out and says to the man: "aye aye, you look 'armless, hop in!
The cab driver sticks his head out and says to the man: "aye aye, you look 'armless, hop in!
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Puff_Dragon
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A couple visit a marriage councillor, the councillor asks: "I think we should start with what similarities you share". The guy replies:
"We both don't like to suck cock!"
"We both don't like to suck cock!"