You guys are missing the point. But it's ok.
Wife had a funny story from the grocery store. It was in a nice part of town where she has an office. Somewhere around the flower aisle two white guys around 50-55 both wearing shorts and both with pulled up socks start yelling at each other. She heard something like "Get outta my face" .... "No, your face stinks" .... "You wanna take this outside buttface" ... at which point they went outside to yell. I guess the guy who "started it" left. But the guy who didn't want it to end stayed at the store as his wife was still checking out.
Poor wife. (his not mine)
Security shows up and tried to get the guy to calm down at which point he starts attacking the security guard. They leave him be (i guess no one else wanted to get hit) and he comes back in the store to find his wife, the whole time yelling at any employee that walks by talking about "You guys are pussies not letting me defend myself. I didn't start that shit, he did and you pussies wont let me stand up to him"
His wife was saying "let it go"... dude wasn't having it.
Lol... wife said they then got into their car with a hadicap sticker.