Aegean
Active Member
Walked into a bar the other day.. It hurt.. But anyway, there was a menu above the bar which read:
Sandwiches £1.50
Bottle of Beer £2.90
Hand Jobs: £5
Blowjobs: £10
Full Sex: £30
Whilst I was reading the menu, a stunning looking lady bartender appeared. "Can I get you anything?" she asked. "Yes please I said! Are you the lady that gives the hand jobs?". With a stringy look, "I am" she replied. "Well wash your hands" I said, "I want sandwich!"
Sandwiches £1.50
Bottle of Beer £2.90
Hand Jobs: £5
Blowjobs: £10
Full Sex: £30
Whilst I was reading the menu, a stunning looking lady bartender appeared. "Can I get you anything?" she asked. "Yes please I said! Are you the lady that gives the hand jobs?". With a stringy look, "I am" she replied. "Well wash your hands" I said, "I want sandwich!"
