Baaaahhh... That's an amateur (kidding). My cousin Frank T has mastered the black humor....:
"Tell me that in the snow a black man is a perfect white man ( in Spanish, "perfect target" n "perfect white man" are the same "blanco perfecto" )
that of all the niggers the best is the dead nigger;
that blacks don't usually make mistakes:
to make a mistake is human and first you have to humanize yourself;
that ten niggers in front of a white wall make a barcode;
put on an anti-grapevine
to see a hundred niggers installed in the moon
and not for fun, is that an eclipse?;
tell me that the little black children are scared when thet have diarrhea,
freak out when they have diarrhea because they think they're melting;
or that you don't go to Ethiopia with caviar delicacies
lest the poor starving people take it away from you;
in fact a hen who is crossing in a hurry
is the fastest animal, yes the fastest animal in the world:
the Ethiopian who runs behind is the second fastest;
despite being so skinny on the way to death
that's good! black people never eat chocolate
because I eat my fingers, dumb niggers, dumb niggers, dumb niggers;
if i didn't want black people to...
...I'll do this if I didn't want niggas to fuck white girls:
give them a basketball ball.
ESTRIB 2 times
I'm snow white, handsome for a nigger.
maybe a camel
I'm a black man, I'm a camel
I play basketball, just like I suck
tell me another joke about the black guy
tell me that a white man when he goes to a whorehouse
It's because he's thinking about banging some hooker in a bed,
tell me that a nigga when he goes to a whorehouse
is because he's gone to pick up his mother or his sister;
that of the three wise men Balthazar is the one who carries the burden;
that an animal like a nigga usually has a long tail;
the naked white girls in playboy:
the naked black ones I think that the national geographic orders them;
tell me that a black man in a picture is a blob,
that from taking so much snot out his nose is so wide...
and a black woman at nine months old takes out the garbage,
or that the color of our skin is a disease without a cure,
that shit doesn't sink that's why a black man doesn't sink either,
that a kit-kat is two blacks inside a red car,
that the palms of our feet and hands are white
because god painted us with a gun and on all fours;
tell me that throwing a nigger into the sea is pollution:
that throwing them all en masse is a solution;
that a Ferrero roché is like a black man with pimples;
that I'm ugly up to my ass and that's why I wear a loincloth
ESTRIB 2 times
I'm snow white, handsome for a black man
I can be a camel
I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man
I play basketball, just like I suck
tell me another joke about the black guy"...
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