light headed? Out of my mind? How about refreshed, like a breeze blowing through my skull.
I don't have a kitchen table, but I eat at the coffee table. Will that do? And, what caliber bullet? I'd be pretty fuckin' pissed if someone came in and fucked up my hairline and face... Are we talking point-blank, like bitch popped outta' the wall and dropped the barrel against my head? Or, are we talking 6-10 feet away, where a good hit is really unlikely. I have a DNR, so it's pretty trivial in the long run, but for sake of the scenario we kinda' need those details. What I would feel, given close range, high caliber? An instant of white hot, and then nothing, as neurons would cease firing, and my animated bag of meat would be without it's control box.