I remember exactly when, where, why & how much , 1976 on the 4th of july , it was the 200 yr anniversary & the whole country was getting hammered , i started out around noon with a six pack of Pabst beer, a bunch of tab T's & a hit of 4 way windowpayne , windowpayne allways had a fast come up on me so i was peekin by around 4 pm when we met up with some biker chicks selling orange sunshine , i bought a few & took 2 barrels right off the bat , now were sitting at the fireworks around 7 pm & started smokin on a log of black tar opium we had & gettin pissed that the barrel acid wasnt shit , right about when i decided the barrel acid wasn't shit they started the fireworks show & shit went straight the fuk downhill from there , every time the sky light up the tops of the trees blowin in the wind looked exactly like the 3 headed monster " Gehdrya " from old godzilla movies , & if that shit wasn't bad enough some yahoo on big ass stilts & dressed up like uncle sam goes struttin by with cat yellow eyes , at this point im tryin real hard to hold it together .
Im thinking im gonna pull it together & then the 10 foot tall uncle sam dude came hot footin it my way again , but this time he had knees & his 6 ft tall legs were breakin at the knee backwards , his knees went backward instead of foward ! That shit was killin me so i went to talk to somebody & try n pull it together & i go up to this girl & her head is the size of a watermellon , with a tiny ass pencil kneck holding up her tremendous mellon head , this big headed bitch babbled some shit & i couldnt make sense of shit she was sayin , i got monster heads in the trees , streamers & flashes of light going everywhere , a giant cat eyed uncle sam with fuked up knees floating around & some mellon head speaking in tounges all in my face & thats when i knew i had to make a break for it , i started running down a big ass hill & at the bottom i turned to see if anybody was after me & it felt like i was flying & there wasn't any earth under my feet , thats the last thing i remember .
Next thing i feel is a stabbing pain in my face , i opened my eyes & it's daylight & im stretched out in a mud pit at the bottom of a 10 foot revene , my stupid ass ran right into a drainage pond culvert , i got a lump on my face the size of a golfball , mud all over me & im missing a shoe , i climbed out of that gully & started lookin for the people i came with & ofcourse they left my ass , so now im hich hiking at 9am , hair down to my ass filled with clumps of sewer mud , missing a platform shoe & stumbeling all over when a car pulls up & honks , it was my older brother come lookin for me , ,after i got cleaned up i smoked a little opium & sacked out .
That was the last time i mixed halucinagins