What is your Zombie contigency plan?

Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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Love that episode.

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mexiblunt

mexiblunt

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Yeah I seen that book at the head shop and one of my friends on xbox read pretty much the whole thing to me. He has notebooks full of plans and shit like you all are posting here. It's awesome!! Since discussing this all with him my brother and I have become part of his plan. Something about the cold winters up here in canada. He is from texas.

Just watched zombieland last night, then find this thread. Awesome!
 
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snail240

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Stoney McFried said:
That's against the zombie rules.I have them right here.Zombies are not allowed to be fast or smart.If they are fast and smart, they are vampires or ghouls.Says so right here.:mrgreen:

Ew.The whole reason zombies are so horrifying is because they are
WALKING CORPSES. They are oozing from orifices and decomposing.The whole point is to not let them touch you,because even if you got away, you'd still have the memory of that nasty dead flesh up against you.Bleh.On a side note, I did think of a great porno spoof....Night of the Giving Head...all the hot women of the world are infected with a virus that makes them mindless nymphomaniacs who wander about yelling "Cock!" instead of "Brains." The only way to stop them is to "shoot" them in the back of the throat.:hump::lol:
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Yeah thats what was going on in my head. It was pretty sweet Wheres an HD camera and some whores when you needem? We could use nice girls but they are zombies they need to be dirty.

Ill play the pizza guy and any other unsuspecting guy in the movie kinda like an eddy murphy movie.

Any chicks wanna play zombie we could make lots of money? Bring a camera to and a lighter.bongsmilie
 
The Warlord

The Warlord

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It's been my general experience with past zombie encounters that they are afraid of me so Imma sit in a lawn chair and drink margaritas and watch the fun..........
 
Louis541

Louis541

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I gave as many people rep as I could. Great plans everyone. Glad to know I'm not the only one that sits around and thinks of shit like this!
 
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Benassi

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Well, I would crack open my safe, get all the axes and shit from out my garage, start boarding up the house, then hit markets for supplies, then finally to the gun stores. Now since everyone would already have looted weapons I would just need ammo for my own supply and hell if theirs some goodies to plunder I would gladly take em.

My location is prime and if things take a turn for the worst I have an escape plan from rooftop to fire escape ladder to 3 story rooftop for last stand. 30-06 will last me plenty up there. =]

I would hit stores for gunpowder and metal and pipe and I would make my own *censored* to lob down at mass crowds of zombies.


Honestly I hope a zombie apocalypse hits, but they can only walk. My god, too much fun.
 
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chitownsmoking

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in case of zombies all i would need is a bullit proof hummer, with a mounted chain fed 50 cal. b.a.r. and a few ounces of coke!!!!!!
 
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Benassi

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That fucking bed is epic. I'm ordering one just so I can hot box it and sleep in my box of dream smoke.

Man oh man.
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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I'm looking at the Detailed View and I just read "[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The unit can also be fitted with defensive devices customized to the requests of the purchasers such as tear gas spray, robotic arms, or projectile weaponry."

Dude...where are THOSE things on the site?
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Benassi

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LMAO but where are the actual pictures of it... or is it all just concept?
 
akgrown

akgrown

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1. first get as much family as possible and go to miramar
2. go to armory and get all the weapons and ammo we can carry
3. gather all the food and water we could
4. get inside a ch-53 fuel up
5. fly somewhere rural where we would be safe
6. live out our lives as a zombie killing family
 
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snail240

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I still think its kinda homo none of the guys are trying to bang zombie sluts but kill them.....So much potential then you gotta blow off her face? I would get angry im sorry but atleast let me hit it first.

Figure out a way to live with the zombies man that way we can still play the field think smart not hard.
 
k-town

k-town

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snail240 said:
I still think its kinda homo none of the guys are trying to bang zombie sluts but kill them.....So much potential then you gotta blow off her face? I would get angry im sorry but atleast let me hit it first.

Figure out a way to live with the zombies man that way we can still play the field think smart not hard.
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LMAO! That post had me rolling!
 
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