What's your zombie apocalypse plan?

cannabineer

cannabineer

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Blue Wizard said:
My plan is to do nothing because it will never happen. LMAO have any of you seen that zombie apocalypse magazine that was on the shelves a few months ago, I can't believe someone would buy the crap they had advertised in there.
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One company took the idea and ran with it. Awesome marketing. cn

 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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zdthorx said:
Buy a solar boat. buy a shit ton of soil. buy a shit ton of vegetable seeds. buy a shit ton of different strain seeds. buy a sea water filter. get my girl to come with me. get a sperm bank. live on a boat grow my weed and veggies and have as many kids as i can. get my daughters pregnant from the sperm bank. give my sons fleshlights or something. keep this on until no more space on boat and zombie apocalypse is over. repopulate the world. before i die write this epic fictional story about my self and call it <<Adventure Time>>. Print like 1000 copies. pass on my story to the rest of the repopulated world when dead. become a god that see's cannabis as the sacred crop. end up with stoner world, create real adventure time from people so damn high they hallucinating.
Rich people who cryogenically freeze themselves LOL like fuck when they wake up.

How bout you?
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Nice try chinslappy.
 
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spandy

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Chronic Masterbator said:
1) make sure I have lots of bud.:joint: and seed. I know survival tech so food and shelter isn't hard for me. I have two awesome katana. And a super accurate sling shot that shoots arrows. I can take deer with this thing. Also have gats. Did I say to have plenty of bud. Shit in that situation I would loot the best portable vape I could get.
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You should contact Uncle Buck, he has a 20 pound axe hes gonna throw at firearm wielding foes. You two could really kick some SHTF ass together.
 
Nutes and Nugs

Nutes and Nugs

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Zumbies, nuclear bomb or invasion we're all gonna be fucked anyway. If you hoard a bunch of shit like that "Doomsday" show, somebody with more guns or people will come and take it from you.
 
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spandy

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Actually, Buck should look at this axe, I bet with his strong arm that's been hurtling a 20 pound axe all these years, he could throw this appropriately sized zombie axe through atleast 15 of them, and then tie up atleast 4 with the 550 cord.

 
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zdthorx

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Anybody got a method to stop a swollen fist? It's been swelling pretty bad. Not sure what caused the swollenness
 
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spandy

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I wish we could secretly quarantine a group of zombie preppers, and make them think it's really happening. Drop their ass in a rigged location, and secretly film the whole damn thing.

Offer a quick settlement, get them to sign on the dotted line, and then you own the footage.

I'd sit and watch hours of people running around scared thinking shit is actually going down. I mean think about the conversations they would have with each other, bottled up in a cave thinking someone is trying to kill them, etc. Hollywood wouldn't have shit on the real deal.

Could go way beyond just zombie preppers.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
spandy said:
I wish we could secretly quarantine a group of zombie preppers, and make them think it's really happening. Drop their ass in a rigged location, and secretly film the whole damn thing.

Offer a quick settlement, get them to sign on the dotted line, and then you own the footage.

I'd sit and watch hours of people running around scared thinking shit is actually going down. I mean think about the conversations they would have with each other, bottled up in a cave thinking someone is trying to kill them, etc. Hollywood wouldn't have shit on the real deal.

Could go way beyond just zombie preppers.
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Sounds like you could sell the idea to the Discovery Channel! cn
 
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