Where Do You Work and What Do You Do?

Senor SmokeAlot

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full time mechanic at a luxury car dealer. I have to say people with money are the,cheapest,dirtiest,grimiest,smelliest humans i've ever seen. and holy shit r these people stupid. i use to work at a ford dealer, and those customers where so much cleaner than these 40k-100kplus car owners. fucking gross.

had a customer come in to have our detail department clean his seats, y u might ask. Cuz he shit himself and actually wanted someone else to clean the mess. yea we kicked him out,i think. im not in that department.

another lady caught me outside as i was lookin at another car and says to me,no joke, "someone turned my radio off after they worked on my car and i dont know how to turn it back on" r u serious u stupid bitch?!?!

or my brakes make a noise when i stop, yea u dumb fuck last 2 times u came in we told u that u needed brakes, wat do they say, no u didnt and i dont want them anyways.

My batt. is dead again...hummmmm u only put 200miles in like 3-4 months, u neverstated the car. no shit the batt is gonna die.

i dont hate my job..i HATE our cust. if im drving around like in my own car or just out and i see someone in one of our cars, i wanna run them off the road. i cant stand these people.
 

neosapien

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full time mechanic at a luxury car dealer. I have to say people with money are the,cheapest,dirtiest,grimiest,smelliest humans i've ever seen. and holy shit r these people stupid. i use to work at a ford dealer, and those customers where so much cleaner than these 40k-100kplus car owners. fucking gross.

had a customer come in to have our detail department clean his seats, y u might ask. Cuz he shit himself and actually wanted someone else to clean the mess. yea we kicked him out,i think. im not in that department.

another lady caught me outside as i was lookin at another car and says to me,no joke, "someone turned my radio off after they worked on my car and i dont know how to turn it back on" r u serious u stupid bitch?!?!

or my brakes make a noise when i stop, yea u dumb fuck last 2 times u came in we told u that u needed brakes, wat do they say, no u didnt and i dont want them anyways.

My batt. is dead again...hummmmm u only put 200miles in like 3-4 months, u neverstated the car. no shit the batt is gonna die.

i dont hate my job..i HATE our cust. if im drving around like in my own car or just out and i see someone in one of our cars, i wanna run them off the road. i cant stand these people.

Yeah, I hear you, I take care of swimming pools for mega-wealthy people. When the zombie apocalypse comes those people are FUCKED!!!! One woman didn't even know how to hook up her garden hose!!!!!! Like you said I don't hate my job, I hate my customers.
 

Benassi

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full time mechanic at a luxury car dealer. I have to say people with money are the,cheapest,dirtiest,grimiest,smelliest humans i've ever seen. and holy shit r these people stupid. i use to work at a ford dealer, and those customers where so much cleaner than these 40k-100kplus car owners. fucking gross.

had a customer come in to have our detail department clean his seats, y u might ask. Cuz he shit himself and actually wanted someone else to clean the mess. yea we kicked him out,i think. im not in that department.

another lady caught me outside as i was lookin at another car and says to me,no joke, "someone turned my radio off after they worked on my car and i dont know how to turn it back on" r u serious u stupid bitch?!?!

or my brakes make a noise when i stop, yea u dumb fuck last 2 times u came in we told u that u needed brakes, wat do they say, no u didnt and i dont want them anyways.

My batt. is dead again...hummmmm u only put 200miles in like 3-4 months, u neverstated the car. no shit the batt is gonna die.

i dont hate my job..i HATE our cust. if im drving around like in my own car or just out and i see someone in one of our cars, i wanna run them off the road. i cant stand these people.
I used to work at a luxury car dealership as well, and I can vouch for the utter stupidity these people carry with them on the daily. Not to mention the absolute grossest shit people leave in their cars. Had someone bring in a car which looked to have sticky dried soda in the cup holder... closer inspection turned out to be a fucking tooth, sitting in a puddle of it's own dried blood... in the cup holder.

I can't believe they give licenses to some of these people... it should be a law to where you HAVE to know your cars ins and outs from performance, handling, braking, etc before you get a license... more than half of all crashes are from what? People panicking because they don't fucking know cars enough and they princess Diana themselves into a tree. Just look at all the retards who crashed a Toyota due to the acceleration problem. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE ~4 OTHER WAYS TO STOP YOUR FUCKING CAR.

God damn women. :roll:

Nothing compared to the sheer lack of common sense I would deal with when it came to pilots. You'd figure someone in charge of a $40,000,000 piece of equipment would be a little more sharper, and self sufficient. But wow, I've never face palmed so many times in a job in my life :lol:
 

TrynaGroSumShyt

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I used to work at a luxury car dealership as well, and I can vouch for the utter stupidity these people carry with them on the daily. Not to mention the absolute grossest shit people leave in their cars. Had someone bring in a car which looked to have sticky dried soda in the cup holder... closer inspection turned out to be a fucking tooth, sitting in a puddle of it's own dried blood... in the cup holder.

I can't believe they give licenses to some of these people... it should be a law to where you HAVE to know your cars ins and outs from performance, handling, braking, etc before you get a license... more than half of all crashes are from what? People panicking because they don't fucking know cars enough and they princess Diana themselves into a tree. Just look at all the retards who crashed a toyota due to the acceleration problem. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE 4 OTHER FAIL SAFES TO STOP YOUR FUCKING CAR.

God damn women. :roll:
dumb men too... i worked a carwash not a dealer.. but i feel yall.
 

Winter Woman

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I, too, worked for a company that assisted the wealth. Very high end landscaping. A client that had ordered $30K in flower pots for her terrace one year, her personal assistant called that next year and wanted us to install flowers that did not attract bees????? You have to be kidding right? Her personal assistant assured me they were serious. Well since God doesn't make flowers that don't attract bee she left her pots in storage ever since. $30K in pots-used one season.

This is a person that is very famous and very, very wealthy.

Yeah, I hear you, I take care of swimming pools for mega-wealthy people. When the zombie apocalypse comes those people are FUCKED!!!! One woman didn't even know how to hook up her garden hose!!!!!! Like you said I don't hate my job, I hate my customers.
 

canuckgrow

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Currentley freelance stoner right now...Looking to reinvent myself yet again.....Not sure to do what yet though. Things I have done in the past: Construction, Factory work, Long Haul Truck Driver, Dispatcher, Sales, Management, Business owner, Lumberjack, Heavy Euipment Operator. I'm actually working on a business plan for a small service company i'm looking to start this spring.
 

april

Pickle Queen
lmfao well i worked in a warranty call center, i knew when the Saab or Cadillac line rang it was gonna be fun. Gotta love the douche bags that talk down at me bitching that their engine needs to be replaced at 80 000km because THEY never got an oil change!! stupid fucks yes the monitor will tell you when, if after 10 000km its not on check your oil!!!, if at 60 000km you added 2 liters of oil (well the kid at Esso did lol) and still didn't question when to get an oil change your a moron, but wait u have 80 000km on a yr old car and need a new engine. This prick actualy tried to blame the dealer, saying they never called to tell him , yes because dealers somehow know how many kms your car has!!
Sorry but men are just as dumb if not dumber then women when it comes to cars!! Wealthy people are lazy as shit!! But u gotta love the random sunfire driver calling to bitch about not getting a caddy as a courtesy vehicle lmfao
 

puffntuff

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I'm a landlord. I'm hopping the market will turn then I'll go back to reminding and flipping houses but until then I'll sit back collect rent and be a caregiver.
 

J2M3S

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I work at a staples as an electronics sales person. It pretty much fucking sucks.

Try remembering the features of 25 different printers when your high. Ha.
I feel your pain. I was a electronics salesperson along time ago, when Staples first entered the California market. I later went on to be a Corporate Trainer traveling to various locations, teaching un-interested salepeople product lines, etc.

Good luck....
 
I'm still in highschool so I don't have a career just a barley above minimum wage job making pizzas at a place owned by my uncle Wich is cool cause I get to smoke weed and eat pizzas all day and I never get fired I did burn the shit outa my thumb at work this weekend I thought the pizza pan was cool it tottaly wasn't I also make some money on the side from buying and selling back weed no growing for me until I move outa my parents place
 

HJG

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Was a receptionist at a vet clinic for a couple years in Indiana before moving out here. Now I'm a full time Mom again. :) P.S. Can't get pics on yet (newbie!) but my avatar is one of my pretty Nebulas at 49 days. Can't wait to try her! ;-)
 

neosapien

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I, too, worked for a company that assisted the wealth. Very high end landscaping. A client that had ordered $30K in flower pots for her terrace one year, her personal assistant called that next year and wanted us to install flowers that did not attract bees????? You have to be kidding right? Her personal assistant assured me they were serious. Well since God doesn't make flowers that don't attract bee she left her pots in storage ever since. $30K in pots-used one season.

This is a person that is very famous and very, very wealthy.
LMFAO!!!! Now that is some funny shit, a flower that doesn't attract bees!!! It's like, you don't really get nature do you? hahaha.
 

fade409

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im a master control operator and asst sports director at the local news station. thru college i sold rare graded gold coins, as well as, silver and platinum.
 

carl.burnette

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I work with the wealthy & its incredible how stunned they are sometimes.

My boss bought a boat. BUt that boat wasnt the one he REALLY wanted so he bought another one a coupe weeks later. Both over 100K. The first one has never been in the water & just sits on the trailer for the past 2 seasons. we started renovating one of his properties to sell & the budget was 80K we are well over 250K now & still at least 50K more to go. We have installed 4 differnet showers in this house. Not just bring in & install. Ceramic floor to ceilings with glass doors.

DO it twice.. do it nice..

Laugh.. They literally piss more a year away than the entire office staff gets paid. For what they are paying to have one of their little bastards off to military style school (for 1 year) I could put my 3 kids through UNIVERSITY for 4 years each.

IT really pisses me off. Im no socialist, I love the free market & that sort of thing but fuck does that piss me off. Yea I got a 10 K bonus but when you make the bastards literally a couple million a year its annoying to see what they do with it.

Oh well... Its all good. No reason I couldn't just start up my own company & do it myself I guess..
 
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