Where have I been, you ask?

ClaytonBigsby

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Hi fam,

people have been asking me where I've been so I thought I would just start a thread to explain as much as I can.

It all started last year when they found the midgets. I was called in for questioning again. There were odd vans and cars with lots of coffee cups on the dash around my place. My cell phone kept turning on by itself at all hours. Shit didn;t feel right so I went to Mexico to hang out. I didn;t really have much going on here anyway so it was an easy decision.

Once I got there I got a job at a bar with hookers so I could make a little scratch. There were some super shady types in that place. Then this cop type guy started hanging out so I split there and went deep into the country. It was hard to make money so I sold my passport. One thing led to another and before I knew it I was drinking hand sanitizer and snorting mothballs. One day I woke up in a strange barn with my pants down. There was lots of blood and cocks everywhere. Dead cocks from fighting. I knew I hadn;t been sodomized but I knew it was time to get clean and move on.

I made it to a small town, hitchhiking a ride from some dumbass college kids who rented a VW bug to drive around the state. I'm pretty sure they're in a prison somewhere now.

This is Javier, he is a cool dude. He helped me find some odd work for food money. He's into some weird shit though, but who am I?....





I cleaned up after these horses for a bit. It helped me get over my fear of horses, and I made a little money one night with a show for some tourists when the owners were out of town.



I'll share more when I have time. I don;t know how long I will be here. I may have to go back. Sneaking across the border was fucking nuts. We went through Arizona and I was caught by some clowns calling themselves Arizona Border Recon. I told them I was looking for "El Spico" too. They were not impressed with my lack of supplies and disheveled look, but I convinced them I was a local Indian from the Rez.
 

oldtimer54

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I heard you were heading up Jeb Bush's Run for the Whitehouse that was secretly being paid for by Hillary Clinton from money Stolen from Monsanto by Illegal stock options financed by Trump from money that was being brought into the USA by Illegal aliens who were being smuggled by coyotes paid for by Cruz and Rubio from money raised by Bernie Sanders free education speeches after the untimely murder of Antonin Scalia that was financed by the medical profession from countries that were negatively affected by the fake Zika virus scare which was paid for by Obama.......Man you've been busy !
 
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