Rent that house out and move to the country.
I live in Mariposa county, the elementary school my son went to (he's graduating HS next month) was selected to a list of the top 10% elementary schools in the nation (testing scores). I moved here to raise my children. You know that saying "it takes a village to raise a child", that is VERY true here in my community. If my son ever stepped out of line I would hear about it, small community. Yosemite National Park is my back yard too! Yosemite employs thousands of people, so work is near.
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It's hard to improve on one situation unless they embrace the thought of change, and "what" could be. Much tougher to take that chance when your children are involved, but it happens everyday.
Come on up and visit the Treeman this summer. I'll give you and the family a tour of the area I live. The board of supervisors addressed the Pot Laws in my county, and created their own language. We're allowed 12 plants per patient, 2 patients per parcel max.
Give it some thought, you and the family would make great neighbors.
TMB-