Who Really Created The Universe?

funny shit, i was smoking along and watching "The Universe" on the History chanel. now i had watched it before but for some reason this thing came on as a commercial and it struck me differently than it had any time i had watched it on the History chanel before.

here it is, hope you enjoy it:

"The Universe" (the tv show) was on and it cut to commercial. well right before the commercial break a spokesman from the History chanel says something (probably at least 2 times during the entire show. but the spokesman says "The Universe was brought to you by State Farm Insurance." or insert company name, it changes. now see i never read in the bible how State Farm and God said let there be light. but apperantly it is true. and on top of it, that means i am a shoe-in for heaven, I HAVE STATE FARM as my insurance. talk about a company that can get you places. i just have to make sure i pay may auto ins on time or its straight to hell for me....

hope you liked my little play on words.

l8r

I didn't want to really divulge this, but I am the inventor of the universe. I also had a hand in creating the internet.

KillerWeed420 said:

I didn't want to really divulge this, but I am the inventor of the universe. I also had a hand in creating the internet.

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Al?! Is that you?!

God made the earth and our planets, the other galexys were made by false gods,

He just whipped up some gas and dust through it in the oven at 0oc and bang... and he spat on earth so we could have water so that life could begin... he watches us like a reality show.....