classicody
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so im wondering, what are your most outrageous, funny, or just down right crazy lies that you have had people believe, when being asked if you are high?
whos the best bull-shitter?!
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HoppusTheCaveman
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I never had anything like that, but there was this one time where I told my friend I had to cook pork casserole and cornbeef for dinner so I had time to buy more weed. I was pretty high when I told him that too. he believed me too.
1lastGodsend
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I once told my girl I had got soap in my eyes while washing my face. I was mega blown. I like to pack bowl before I shower.
stopcallingmedude
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there was a guy that i used to work with that we all called "yo-check-it" because that's how he started every single bullshit story. here's a sampling:
1. he told me that he got in a fight with a guy who had punched him in the head with brass knuckles and knocked him out cold. after being unconcious for a few minutes he regained conciousness and immediately jumped up and punched the guy back and killed him with one punch. he was charged with murder... but all the charges were dropped.
2. he got fired from his job on the maintenance staff because he was doing such a good job they couldn't afford to pay him anymore.
3. he has a monster truck with two (yes, two) 427 cubic inch hemi's in it, each one powering two wheels. but when asked to see it, he claims that he keeps it at his grandma's 32 bedroom mansion in california.
4. his grandma once gave him a blank check and he cashed it for four million dollars.
5. offered to take a few of us up to Alaska and hunt elk with him. when we told him that it would be too cold, yo-check-it replied, "nah, my uncle has a helicopter, so we just shoot 'em out of the air."
6. he owned a pimped out lawn mower which was lowered, had a custom paint job and chrome wheels.
7. his lawnmower was struck by lighting not once, but twice.
8. he said that one time he had been dropped off by the police as a favor, but instead of driving away they busted into his house and found large amounts of marijuana and coke and took him to the station. in the interrogation room they punched him and drop kicked him in a back room. he killed two of them, but again... the charges were dropped because "he knows people".
9. he claimed that one time the bank wouldn't let him put any more money into his account because it was already maxed out.
10. his uncle works in hollywood as one of the guys that gathered all the cars for the movie "fast and the furious". yo-check-it got to drive them all.
11. one time he saw fifty-two snowmobiles crash into each other at the same time.
i could go on and on. oh, yo-check-it.
1. he told me that he got in a fight with a guy who had punched him in the head with brass knuckles and knocked him out cold. after being unconcious for a few minutes he regained conciousness and immediately jumped up and punched the guy back and killed him with one punch. he was charged with murder... but all the charges were dropped.
2. he got fired from his job on the maintenance staff because he was doing such a good job they couldn't afford to pay him anymore.
3. he has a monster truck with two (yes, two) 427 cubic inch hemi's in it, each one powering two wheels. but when asked to see it, he claims that he keeps it at his grandma's 32 bedroom mansion in california.
4. his grandma once gave him a blank check and he cashed it for four million dollars.
5. offered to take a few of us up to Alaska and hunt elk with him. when we told him that it would be too cold, yo-check-it replied, "nah, my uncle has a helicopter, so we just shoot 'em out of the air."
6. he owned a pimped out lawn mower which was lowered, had a custom paint job and chrome wheels.
7. his lawnmower was struck by lighting not once, but twice.
8. he said that one time he had been dropped off by the police as a favor, but instead of driving away they busted into his house and found large amounts of marijuana and coke and took him to the station. in the interrogation room they punched him and drop kicked him in a back room. he killed two of them, but again... the charges were dropped because "he knows people".
9. he claimed that one time the bank wouldn't let him put any more money into his account because it was already maxed out.
10. his uncle works in hollywood as one of the guys that gathered all the cars for the movie "fast and the furious". yo-check-it got to drive them all.
11. one time he saw fifty-two snowmobiles crash into each other at the same time.
i could go on and on. oh, yo-check-it.
grassified
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and you didnt take his offer becauuuuseee......
bigtomatofarmer
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Well since I am the only person who knows about my grow operation (except the thousands of members here on RIU) I have to come up with bs excuses all the time. I tell my gf I have to do some "work" on the house. My house is so old it does need alot of work so she believes me. haha
1lastGodsend
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Dude I have a friend like that. He says the stupidest shit ever. It's gets me so mad I hardy ever kick it with him anymore. Liars get me mad. Like lie to me I don't care. But when it comes down to stories that are so fucken fake just to make yourself feel better I really look down on people for that. Grow up.there was a guy that i used to work with that we all called "yo-check-it" because that's how he started every single bullshit story. here's a sampling:
1. he told me that he got in a fight with a guy who had punched him in the head with brass knuckles and knocked him out cold. after being unconcious for a few minutes he regained conciousness and immediately jumped up and punched the guy back and killed him with one punch. he was charged with murder... but all the charges were dropped.
2. he got fired from his job on the maintenance staff because he was doing such a good job they couldn't afford to pay him anymore.
3. he has a monster truck with two (yes, two) 427 cubic inch hemi's in it, each one powering two wheels. but when asked to see it, he claims that he keeps it at his grandma's 32 bedroom mansion in california.
4. his grandma once gave him a blank check and he cashed it for four million dollars.
5. offered to take a few of us up to Alaska and hunt elk with him. when we told him that it would be too cold, yo-check-it replied, "nah, my uncle has a helicopter, so we just shoot 'em out of the air."
6. he owned a pimped out lawn mower which was lowered, had a custom paint job and chrome wheels.
7. his lawnmower was struck by lighting not once, but twice.
8. he said that one time he had been dropped off by the police as a favor, but instead of driving away they busted into his house and found large amounts of marijuana and coke and took him to the station. in the interrogation room they punched him and drop kicked him in a back room. he killed two of them, but again... the charges were dropped because "he knows people".
9. he claimed that one time the bank wouldn't let him put any more money into his account because it was already maxed out.
10. his uncle works in hollywood as one of the guys that gathered all the cars for the movie "fast and the furious". yo-check-it got to drive them all.
11. one time he saw fifty-two snowmobiles crash into each other at the same time.
i could go on and on. oh, yo-check-it.
CanadianCoyote
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My father once caught me being all stoned... he asked me "Why are your eyes all red, huh?".... I grinned at him, said "Allergies."... then pulled my bowl out of hiding and took a hit. Of course I got him high, too. I kinda had to.
There have been plenty of times when I've been absolutely blasted and then had to function normally in front of my mother... I've always made up stories as to why my eyes are red, but I've never had to use them.
There have been plenty of times when I've been absolutely blasted and then had to function normally in front of my mother... I've always made up stories as to why my eyes are red, but I've never had to use them.
Louis541
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I have an oscar in my fishtank that is about 13 inches long. It's huge. I told my friend I caught it on a fishing pole in a retention pond. He believed me. I always kept that lie up until my other friend snitched me out.
He was pissed because everytime I went somewhere with him he would tell that story to everyone he knew. He thought it was the coolest thing, and I just let him believe it. It was fuckin great.
He was pissed because everytime I went somewhere with him he would tell that story to everyone he knew. He thought it was the coolest thing, and I just let him believe it. It was fuckin great.
Dr Greene
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Dude I could go on for hours.
One time, when I was in high school, I was at this dudes kegger and his grandma came home and almost shit a brick for real. I was high as hell and somehow convinced her that the keg was full of Faygo...
Also, not too long ago, I was downtown at $2 pitcher night getting drunk and stoned after final exams. Later I couldn't find my truck so I called the cops to report it stolen. They came and helped me look for it. We found it, right where I left it, and they said I shouldn't drive cuz I appeared to be intoxicated...So they gave me a bunch of tests to see if I could drive and I honestly don't know how I passed cuz I was REALLY FADED. But they told me my license was suspended (which it was) and I told them that it really wasn't cuz I just had it reinstated (which I didn't), and they said have a good night and let me drive home drunk and on a suspended license.
One time, when I was in high school, I was at this dudes kegger and his grandma came home and almost shit a brick for real. I was high as hell and somehow convinced her that the keg was full of Faygo...
Also, not too long ago, I was downtown at $2 pitcher night getting drunk and stoned after final exams. Later I couldn't find my truck so I called the cops to report it stolen. They came and helped me look for it. We found it, right where I left it, and they said I shouldn't drive cuz I appeared to be intoxicated...So they gave me a bunch of tests to see if I could drive and I honestly don't know how I passed cuz I was REALLY FADED. But they told me my license was suspended (which it was) and I told them that it really wasn't cuz I just had it reinstated (which I didn't), and they said have a good night and let me drive home drunk and on a suspended license.