Why do girls get pissed when you watch porn?

ODanksta

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the answer to your question danksta... we want you men to sex us up like the porn, so stop wackin it and get to it.

I have a question: Why do porns end with a facial? Does burping the worm in her eyes do it for you?
So the girl that would get mad at me. That was her thing, she was mad because I didn't give it to her. But sometimes like especially in the morning. I just want to get it done quick, I spend more time looking for a good video then I do actually beating it. She wants to cum like 5 times and takes like 30 mins, then I got to shower "she was a squirter".

But I want to be like quit being selfish and get your damn self off.. Lolz jk..
 

Singlemalt

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I have a question: Why do porns end with a facial? Does burping the worm in her eyes do it for you?
Personally I am very ecologically aware and caring; spluey on the face wastes paper towels/tissue or adds to additional laundry, the pop to the box or down the gullet helps save the earth
 

Gregor Eisenhorn

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So the girl that would get mad at me. That was her thing, she was mad because I didn't give it to her. But sometimes like especially in the morning. I just want to get it done quick, I spend more time looking for a good video then I do actually beating it. She wants to cum like 5 times and takes like 30 mins, then I got to shower "she was a squirter".

But I want to be like quit being selfish and get your damn self off.. Lolz jk..
ODanksta I see that you're a proper porn conessiour. Nothing beats that "ideal" clip.
 

Hookabelly

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Cut and pasted from that other fap thread...

Most women don't seem to understand that men are evolved to want sexual variety, it doesn't matter how good our current women are. "There's not good pussy and bad pussy. Only old pussy and new pussy", as the saying goes. That's why we shoot millions of sperm with each nut, and they produce one egg per month. It helped to ensure the survival of our species, much like when female animals will couple up with a male and then fuck all his friends. This serves to confuse the males as to whose offspring she actually gives birth to, so all those males chip in and act as if the kids were theirs. Natures clever like that. We did not choose these desires. I would think that ladies should understand this and be glad that their dudes are jacking it to porn. This way, guy's can relieve these urges without fucking other women. That's just us respecting and valuing you ladies, and you are all welcome...
Well explained but from a woman's POV we're wired totally different.
 

Nyan Rapier

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So I was reading the match.com thread and I was seeing a lot of people say their girls got pissed when they watched porn. I had a ex like that, I'll never date a girl like that again.

I am not a cheater. Yes immoral thoughts at times. I'm pretty open at the beginning of the relationship. Im like "so how are we going to do this" I let them know it's cool if you want to fuck other guys but tell me now so I don't have to kill you later. I'm down with swinging but I need to know from the start.. Because there is obviously a different attachment.

But porn for fucks sake? If I walked into the room and caught my girl flicking the bean. Well I think that would be hot AF.. That's how every porn starts..

So this happened with a girl that I use to date that y'all know. Well one day she left a page open.. She had a strange fetish, lol.. Fat chicks belching and stuffing.. Seriously I was lmfao. I guess stuffing is when fat chicks eat to much??? Definitely not my genre of porn but whatever. She was so embarrassed it was pretty cute. So I told her about my weird fetishs that aren't to weird you know just the regular guy stuff like midget shemale amputees.

But seriously if my chic got mad at me for watching porn I would leave her so fast. Porn is a big part of my life.. It's like my oldest hobby and shit. I've seen like 7% of the worlds porn.

So to females users why do y'all care?
It's probably insecure and immature girls. It's ridiculous to be mad at someone for something 95% of people do.
 

hellmutt bones

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Cut and pasted from that other fap thread...

Most women don't seem to understand that men are evolved to want sexual variety, it doesn't matter how good our current women are. "There's not good pussy and bad pussy. Only old pussy and new pussy", as the saying goes. That's why we shoot millions of sperm with each nut, and they produce one egg per month. It helped to ensure the survival of our species, much like when female animals will couple up with a male and then fuck all his friends. This serves to confuse the males as to whose offspring she actually gives birth to, so all those males chip in and act as if the kids were theirs. Natures clever like that. We did not choose these desires. I would think that ladies should understand this and be glad that their dudes are jacking it to porn. This way, guy's can relieve these urges without fucking other women. That's just us respecting and valuing you ladies, and you are all welcome...
Porn isn't hard core enough for women, just google what women fantasize about.
I gaurntee even your mom does.
But just in her head.
And fantasize about ur mom:hump:
 

charface

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Lets don't forget that some women can't even climax and have little desire for sex so I
Could see them being disgusted with us always tugging on our wieners and stuff.
Maybe dad fucked over mom and now she sees dad in you.
Last boyfriend cheated,
Born into a shame based family unit.
Just plain insecure, could be a million reasons.
Jesus after compiling that list I'm reminded of how lucky I was to marry a real s
Skank.
I love her
 
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