wife or ex wife problem

Dude. It sounds like you have a one of those rare match made in heaven things, and I think you deserve one another. Think of these happenings as the pillar of salt....your rock in which to build your relationship upon.......your a lucky guy. I ran into your wife by the dept store the other day and thought I'd snap a photo of her wearing that new t-shirt you got her at the Women's Suma Mud Wrestling Championships last month. BTW, congrats on her taking first place in the Local Pig Calling Contest.

Well...enjoy!

WTF am I saying?