Worst Joke Ever?

grind · May 25, 2009

what gets louder as it gets smaller?

a baby in a trash compactor

Rachface11 · May 25, 2009

People said pigs would fly if a black man became president

Well Swine flu.
LOL

LiEBE420 · May 25, 2009

Pot Is Yummy said:
What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red Paint.

haha, i know, right.

hahaahahahaha-ha ha made me smile at least :hump:

dahamma · May 25, 2009

How do you restore a old hooker? Shove a 20 lb Ham in her snatch and pull out the bone. I know It's a little off-side, but funny anyways..

Rachface11 · May 25, 2009

dahamma said:
How do you restore a old hooker? Shove a 20 lb Ham in her snatch and pull out the bone. I know It's a little off-side, but funny anyways..

DaHAMma... You got a thing for ham dude? LOL

Ultra Haze · May 26, 2009

"Doctor, Doctor"
"Yes?"
"I think I have swine flu"
"Oh really, how come?
"Well Iv'e had a cold recently, and I think it began last weeeeeeeeeek"

Ultra Haze · May 26, 2009

Why did the emo cross the road?

Because there were cars coming

Ultra Haze · May 26, 2009

If a prostitute goes on a boat with a group of fisherman, what does she come back with?

A red snapper

TeaTreeOil · May 26, 2009

Birds are dinosaurs, or at least the only known descendants of them.

jimisimmortal · May 26, 2009

how do you make a skeleton?

hose down a leper

Rachface11 · May 26, 2009

Ultra Haze said:
"Doctor, Doctor"
"Yes?"
"I think I have swine flu"
"Oh really, how come?
"Well Iv'e had a cold recently, and I think it began last weeeeeeeeeek"

Lmao it took me a min to understand weeeeeeeeek Lol :hump:

Louis541 · Jun 24, 2009

What's worse then ten babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

ruderalis88 · Jun 24, 2009

Armadillo Slim said:
I think this is quite a good joke, but it still classes as "bad" but not because it's not funny. Why does nobody go on london's public transport anymore? Because it costs an arm and a leg.

i actually laughed out loud when i read that.

what goes black white black white black white black white black white black white black white black white black white?

a nun rolling down a hill

dahamma · Jun 26, 2009

I was pulled over and given a ticket for having two guns and a six pack... But I got out of it for putting my shirt back on..... Rim shot....... now that is grade a material :roll:

idamannotchu · Jun 26, 2009

Sorry, no rasicm or anything meant by this;
I just thought it was rly funny.

A Jew, Mexican, N-word*, and spick walk into a bar..

The bartender says " Get the fuck out."

lol kind of just fucked up but fucking funny

HAT TRICK STEVE · Jun 26, 2009

two cannibals are eating a clown,... one says to the other ,.. " does he taste FUNNY to you"/

HAT TRICK STEVE · Jun 26, 2009

whats better than 4 roses on a piano?,... two-lips on an organ

HAT TRICK STEVE · Jun 26, 2009

man comes home from work, walks in to find his wife standing atop the stairs,... she swings her leg over the bannister and slides down,..... goes back up, does it again,...... once more she goes up and does it again,.... astonished he asks what the hell are you doing?,.... and she says, " just warming up dinner"

Big P · Jun 26, 2009

omg! they just said what micheal jackson died of

it was food poisoning!!!

he ate a 7 year old weiner :bigjoint:

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POT SOLDIER 420 · Jun 26, 2009

How ever told u taht is on something lol

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