Worst Joke Ever?

How do you restore a old hooker? Shove a 20 lb Ham in her snatch and pull out the bone. I know It's a little off-side, but funny anyways..
 
"Doctor, Doctor"
"Yes?"
"I think I have swine flu"
"Oh really, how come?
"Well Iv'e had a cold recently, and I think it began last weeeeeeeeeek"
 
Armadillo Slim said:
I think this is quite a good joke, but it still classes as "bad" but not because it's not funny. Why does nobody go on london's public transport anymore? Because it costs an arm and a leg.
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i actually laughed out loud when i read that.

what goes black white black white black white black white black white black white black white black white black white?






a nun rolling down a hill
 
I was pulled over and given a ticket for having two guns and a six pack... But I got out of it for putting my shirt back on..... Rim shot....... now that is grade a material:roll::dunce::lol::blsmoke:
 
Sorry, no rasicm or anything meant by this;
I just thought it was rly funny.

A Jew, Mexican, N-word*, and spick walk into a bar..



















The bartender says " Get the fuck out."



lol kind of just fucked up but fucking funny
 
man comes home from work, walks in to find his wife standing atop the stairs,... she swings her leg over the bannister and slides down,..... goes back up, does it again,...... once more she goes up and does it again,.... astonished he asks what the hell are you doing?,.... and she says, " just warming up dinner"
 
omg! they just said what micheal jackson died of





it was food poisoning!!!









he ate a 7 year old weiner:bigjoint:



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