Worst Joke Ever?
- Thread starter Pot Is Yummy
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I used to have a lot of horrible jokes I used to tell people when I was a raft guide, before I got fired for smoking up. Here's a couple I can remember.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-Fsh
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
-Because Ken comes in a different box.
What did the lifeguard say to the drowning hippie?
-"You're too far out man!"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-Fsh
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
-Because Ken comes in a different box.
What did the lifeguard say to the drowning hippie?
-"You're too far out man!"
Pot Is Yummy
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Probably ressurecting the thread, but i was on a bus the other day and the driver was all like :
"What do you call and empty jar of cheeze wiz?"
"What?"
"Cheeze Wuz!"
hahahahahahazomgroflfallover!
"What do you call and empty jar of cheeze wiz?"
"What?"
"Cheeze Wuz!"
hahahahahahazomgroflfallover!
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why cant a spick be a fire fighter.......
cuz he cant tell the difference between hose A , and hose B
what happened when the nigger looked up his family tree.....
a gurilla shit on his face
whats the difference between a nigger and a pizza........
the pizza can feed a family of 4
what do you call a nigger in a tree with a brief case..........
a branch manager
what do you get when you cross a gang banger with a retard.....
a nigger who sprays paint on a chain link fence
What's a niggers idea of foreplay.........
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
How else do you babysit a niglet........
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.
How do you get him down.........
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pinata party
How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac........
Dont worry theyll figure it out
why is a midget laughing when you see him running naked...........
the grass is tickeling him balls
theres a moma, papa, and baby tomato walking and the baby tomato falls behind so the papa tomato runs back and steps on him and says catch up
well i could go all day but i threw in a dumb one at the end lol
cuz he cant tell the difference between hose A , and hose B
what happened when the nigger looked up his family tree.....
a gurilla shit on his face
whats the difference between a nigger and a pizza........
the pizza can feed a family of 4
what do you call a nigger in a tree with a brief case..........
a branch manager
what do you get when you cross a gang banger with a retard.....
a nigger who sprays paint on a chain link fence
What's a niggers idea of foreplay.........
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
How else do you babysit a niglet........
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.
How do you get him down.........
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pinata party
How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac........
Dont worry theyll figure it out
why is a midget laughing when you see him running naked...........
the grass is tickeling him balls
theres a moma, papa, and baby tomato walking and the baby tomato falls behind so the papa tomato runs back and steps on him and says catch up
well i could go all day but i threw in a dumb one at the end lol