You know your too stoned when.......
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Yeah
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lol amen. You ever try chewing some gum after smoking and it just ends up making your mouth sticky?
SlikWiLL13
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when you get on the computer to do somthing important and an hour later you havent done anything but read pointless threads on RIU.
DWR
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You know your too stoned when......
u think a kilo feathers is heavier than a kilo stones..
say white white- white white.. about 30 x in your head real fast and answer me this :
what does a cow drink :
u think a kilo feathers is heavier than a kilo stones..
say white white- white white.. about 30 x in your head real fast and answer me this :
what does a cow drink :
DWR
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burlingo
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The Son of Man
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your taking a nap and wake up to get high before your next nap 
natrone23
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ganjamanuk
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you take such a big hit from a bong and coughing your lungs up,stumble to walk outside saying to yourself no,no,no as you think you about to be sick and realise you done a bit too much than you can handle
Nighttime
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ganjamanuk
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its true, happened today, i was a bit fucked up.
Click,click, bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble,ooowwp(clearing a 3fter), "oh shit" cough cough cough "fuck" cough cough "dude wheres the cola at, fuck" glug glug glug cough cough cough "shit" cough cough "fuck dude" cough "no, oh shit no, no no, fuck, im gonna go outside for a bit im... cough cough.. not feeling great.......oh shiiiiiiitttttttt..cough
inbudwetrust
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nice one. you know your too stoned when you read this entire thread for the 2nd time
burlingo
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too true!
you know you're too stoned when:
you could watch that humping smiliey all day, you know the one....
RetiredToker76
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When you have poured excessive amounts of money into your home electronics (computers, TV's, stereo's etc) and are quite satisfied with them while sober, but when stoned they simple take too damned long to turn on.
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bongedman929
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when your realize you would rather smoke weed instead of hanging out with your wife and then she goes off bitching and you sneak out to the back with your bong to smoke in peace
PlasmaRadio
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When you look at your watch proclaim it is 2:40 and that everyone should smoke.
We didn't even realize our mistake until 4:20... at which point I proclaimed it was 4:20 and everyone should smoke.
We didn't even realize our mistake until 4:20... at which point I proclaimed it was 4:20 and everyone should smoke.
inbudwetrust
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you know your too stoned when you forget why you logged on to add to this thread
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