You know your too stoned when.......

you know your too stoned when all you can do is look around and say, "this is too muhhhh"
 
you know your too stoned, when you go out to your car in the morning and realize you left it running all night long after going out to buy a lighter from the liquor store
 
you know your too stoned when you miss your exit, spin around, miss it again, spin it around, miss it again and say fuck it and just go home.
 
you know when your to stoned, when you go into the bathroom and start washing up your cup getting ready to make a cup of tea.

then your like fuck, im not in the kitchen?
 
You know your too stoned when you go to the bathroom to take a piss and reach for the lightswitch to flush the toilet...:lol:

True story, did that the other day...lol
 
You know your too stoned when you look how far it is to the bathroom and look on the table at the empty coke bottle when ya gotta piss...............you figure out the rest.
 
StonedPony said:
You know your too stoned when you look how far it is to the bathroom and look on the table at the empty coke bottle when ya gotta piss...............you figure out the rest.
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HAHA that was funny man, You know your too stoned when you put the chip pan on, you and your mate go and smoke 2 fat bowls each and then a fat blunt and complelely forgot about it we was sat in my living room wondering why our eyes where burning to hell so we went out into the ktichen and we had set the dam thing on fire then your freinds throws water on a electric fire :D. This was a true story
 
you put your lighter in your mouth and try to light it with your bowl. (true story)

Your bags empty

Your papers are gone

You can't hit your bowl cause iits cloged with resin.

you know your a stoner when the police pull you over and the first words out of you mouth are: i swear to stoned im not god
 
420monster said:
you put your lighter in your mouth and try to light it with your bowl. (true story)

Your bags empty

Your papers are gone

You can't hit your bowl cause iits cloged with resin.
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You drop the weed into the bong instead of putting it into the bowl and still try to light it
 
When you open a door, then walk into it anyway.

When you cough up a lugie and it tastes like bong water

When you say things like "I wish I were a little bit stoneder".

When you fall over - and you think the world has flipped on it's side - so you're grabbing onto the grass to keep from falling off the world.

haha we have the same exact sig ^
 
you know your stoned when you have a small party and few close friend come over and you get really ripped and you start hitting on this girl with your best stuff and it turns out the be the girl your liveing with....or i should say used to live with. lol
 
LOL. You know you are stoned when you have a good one to post in this thread, but forget it by the time you get to the reply box.
 
You know you are too stoned when you feel your phone vibrate so you reach into your pocket to answer it, except your phone isn't in your pocket.

Sometimes I pull my phone out and theres no one there, and no message, and I think to myself "is my brain fucking with me? or did my phone actually vibrate?!". But when it's sitting on my dresser I know I was just too stoned.
 
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