You know your too stoned when you jam a knife in your anus and twist it. The twisting motion severs your lower digestive tract and you get a bunch of crusty shit and gore all over the knife. You than take that knife and stick it in a disease infected garbage can for two days, which you than take out and slowly bring it towards your penis. You take the knife, find your dick hole and jam it down slowly. The overwhelming pain causes you to jizz in your face and puke on your dick. In a bloody mess of disease you sit there crying, thinking about why you tried to shove that knife down your dick. You suddenly realize that nothing is real. You shit your pants with diarrhea and than your testicles explode, unleashing a mass of semen all over the walls. As little John would say, "skeet, skeet."