GidgetGrows
Well-Known Member
You know your a stoner if... you forget where you hide your "secret stash" when you run out.
You Know You're a Stoner if....
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secretweapon
Active Member
If you have a back pack that holds your 3' bong...
bicycleday
Active Member
If you have local kids show up on your doorstep selling overpriced fundraising chocolates and you buy all they have remaining for double you could get them at the supermarket
Just happened to me about 5hrs ago
Just happened to me about 5hrs ago
Fragglepops
Active Member
If you've got an ashtray in yr living room,your bedroom,beside the bath and the kitchen all with partially smoked j's in them and you're so busy rolling another one that you've forgotten about all the other ones that you 'laid down' to do summat stoopid like make 8 nutella sandwiches..............just everyday life in me and my good ladies house........you know it's bad when between 4 ashtrays thers' 12 to 13 unsmoked Bifters in them an yr rollin another one! Who said it affects your short term memory.......load of loose stool water!
haha so true. mine is always higher than my actual grocery budget.You know your a stoner when your snack budget is higher than your grocery budget.
MUNCHIE time!
i<3
Active Member
NUTELLA !!!
when you have bowls (eating bowls) everywhere filled with ashes and still manage to look for your fucking ashtray....
rollin in grass
Well-Known Member
if you get a job just to buy weed
if you have an account on riu
if your one of those people that draw marijuana fan leaves on bathroom walls
if you have an account on riu
if your one of those people that draw marijuana fan leaves on bathroom walls
dannyboy602
Well-Known Member
U begin ur work day after a wake and bake and breakfast at a local diner. Read the paper, post a few diddies on RIU and before u know it it's time for my 10:00 break... I'm a slacker
rollin in grass
Well-Known Member
when you dont have look at your joint when your pulling your joint to see if your joint is burning no more
when you dont have to smoke cigs no more to get high with your schwag weed lol growers know what im talking bout
when you get blazjed just to write a good you know if your a stoner joke
when you dont have to smoke cigs no more to get high with your schwag weed lol growers know what im talking bout
when you get blazjed just to write a good you know if your a stoner joke
BlondeBabe420
Active Member
...........when you only buy dutches for one reason. and it isnt to smoke it.
smhsmichael
Active Member
Haha hell ya
mccumcumber
Well-Known Member
You find about zip after you clean up your house.
HighLowGrow
Well-Known Member
When you jump on your riding lawn mower and don't care if you run over dog shit or your kids shoes.
-HLG
-HLG
Herpinderp
Member
when you smoke a joint then go to light a cigarette and smoke it for a couple of minutes before you finally realize you lit the cigarette backwards.
ShadyStoner
New Member
you burn all you nose hair trying to relight the smallest roach possible
can't waste any
can't waste any
Brian11543
Active Member
best thing I ever saw was my old neighbor, was a nice guy but a TOTAL stoner. He stopped by one night to catch a buzz and his wife was with him. We smoked a bit and she had to leave, maybe an hour later (after she had left) he looks around dumbfounded and asks me, "where'd Cheryl go?" maybe one of those you had to be there things but at the time it was hilarious.
ChairmanMaow
Active Member
When you can't make complete, legible sentences.