You know you're stoned when.......

farm hippie · Dec 18, 2014

You sat at the stop sign and waited for it to change

farm hippie · Dec 18, 2014

While carrying a bunch of spinach your chickens start following you and you get paranoid and think they are following you and the more you run the faster they chase until you jump off n the creek and realize it's all cool.

Mr. Bongwater · Dec 18, 2014

theres already a thread for this, post that stuff here https://www.rollitup.org/t/you-know-youre-stoned-when.840263/#post-10761146

farm hippie · Dec 18, 2014

Mr. Bongwater said:
theres already a thread for this, post that stuff here https://www.rollitup.org/t/you-know-youre-stoned-when.840263/#post-10761146

Cool thanks

hellmutt bones · Dec 18, 2014

U take a dump and and a few min later just cant remember if u wiped ur ass.

cc2012 · Jan 14, 2015

rory420420 · Jan 14, 2015

The peanut butters in the fridge,and the jelly is in the cabinet.
Same with milk and cereal.
If the diaper got a bottle,and the baby is in the trash..seek help.

rory420420 · Jan 14, 2015

You order a dacon-bubble bees-churger at Wendy's.
You try to pull the slide on your oil-rig(not me,but,ive seen it happen w noobs).
You read finshaggys posts.
You believe they have merit in life.

rory420420 · Jan 14, 2015

Wow,I must be high,or higher more often.. :-D

Mr. Shine · Jan 14, 2015

Mr. Bongwater said:
theres already a thread for this, post that stuff here https://www.rollitup.org/t/you-know-youre-stoned-when.840263/#post-10761146