You know you're stoned when.......

rory420420 said:
You try to pull the slide on your oil-rig(not me,but,ive seen it happen w noobs).
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I did it! ceramic dabs bowl, first time, grabbed that bitch to pull it and it stuck( melted) on my finger...not cool.

Your so high you pack another bowl because you forgot you just smoked 5 mins ago(seemed like an hour)..done this many times..wondering where all my weed went the next day..of course no one ever says anything..they all want to smoke..
 
No offense taken, it was defiantly funny for my friends. Why the F is it called a nail? I have a nail, which looks like..a nail..i use it to pack and poke my bowls..lol, I bought it before i knew what it was for..seemed good for that.
 
They first were nails,with domes glass ect..then the domes and such were fused into a domeless nail like you probably have...look em up...
 
dlftmyers said:
You know you're stoned when.......



@MD914 When you find yourself walking around with Oreos in your pockets....:mrgreen:
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! this is a running joke around here right..i think Ive seen it a couple time....well anyway,,i was out clearing ice the other day..threw a bag of the new red velvet oreos in my pocket to munch on while i was out working...just found the mess in my pocket when i went out this morning..I was high as fuck when i was out there..this made me chuckle..oh btw..red velvet oreos..not that great
 
When your talking to your girl on the phone telling her your running late when you realise your late because your looking for your phone
 
When you get to work with two different shoes on.
When you light your ciggerettes backward twice in a row.
When your Afro wig catches fire.
When the helicopter flies by you run downstairs and try to pretend to be doing anything other than trimming your plants lol.


I'm always high so I know I'm high when Im wondering if I'm high.
 
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