You know you're stoned when.......

[WeedFreak78]

You try to pull the slide on your oil-rig(not me,but,ive seen it happen w noobs).

I did it! ceramic dabs bowl, first time, grabbed that bitch to pull it and it stuck( melted) on my finger...not cool.

Your so high you pack another bowl because you forgot you just smoked 5 mins ago(seemed like an hour)..done this many times..wondering where all my weed went the next day..of course no one ever says anything..they all want to smoke..

 

[rory420420]

Ceramic dabs bowl....you blew OUT the bong too,didn't you...?

 

[WeedFreak78]

Ceramic dabs bowl....you blew OUT the bong too,didn't you...?

I don't get it..I'm assuming you don't like the term ceramic dabs bowl?.idk what else to call it. I just got into this stuff in the last couple of weeks.

 

[rory420420]

That was my point,you being so green you're burning your hand and calling a nail a bowl...no offense,was taking a comic opportunity.
Its a nail bro.
Not a dabs anything...

 

[WeedFreak78]

No offense taken, it was defiantly funny for my friends. Why the F is it called a nail? I have a nail, which looks like..a nail..i use it to pack and poke my bowls..lol, I bought it before i knew what it was for..seemed good for that.

 

[rory420420]

They first were nails,with domes glass ect..then the domes and such were fused into a domeless nail like you probably have...look em up...

 

[dlftmyers]

You know you're stoned when.......



@MD914 When you find yourself walking around with Oreos in your pockets....

 

[WeedFreak78]

You know you're stoned when.......



@MD914 When you find yourself walking around with Oreos in your pockets....

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! this is a running joke around here right..i think Ive seen it a couple time....well anyway,,i was out clearing ice the other day..threw a bag of the new red velvet oreos in my pocket to munch on while i was out working...just found the mess in my pocket when i went out this morning..I was high as fuck when i was out there..this made me chuckle..oh btw..red velvet oreos..not that great

 

[Estrange]

When you use your turn signal turning into your driveway.

 

[hydroMD]

When your talking to your girl on the phone telling her your running late when you realise your late because your looking for your phone

 

[Beezcheeze]

When you get to work with two different shoes on.
When you light your ciggerettes backward twice in a row.
When your Afro wig catches fire.
When the helicopter flies by you run downstairs and try to pretend to be doing anything other than trimming your plants lol.


I'm always high so I know I'm high when Im wondering if I'm high.

 

[BarnBuster]

...when you give the drive thru person a bunch of shit when you're trying to order a Big Mac....at Burger King.

 

[hydroMD]

When you realise that warm fuzzy feeling isnt a release of oxytocin in your brain...

And you now have piss pants

 

[Beezcheeze]

You know your stoned when...
you wear those pants the rest of the week^^

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

https://www.rollitup.org/t/you-know-youre-stoned-when.840263/#post-10761146

this guy robbed my thread

 

[WeedFreak78]

When you use your turn signal turning into your driveway.

Always use your damn turn signals, how the F is anyone supposed to know you're turning into your driveway? Pet peeve..people who don't use directionals.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

u know your whacked on acid when what you'd normally at home sober becomes absolutely unthinkable and humorous

 

[darussian]

Hang on....

 

[DG1959]

your able to smell colors.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

your able to smell colors.

that shit never happened to me lol, i had heightened sense of smell though haha