You know you're stoned when.......

meenigrow

Active Member

• May 23, 2015

• #41

when a friend asks you to guess/name that "purple-colored" classic rock band ........and you answer....Pink Floyd?

 

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CC Dobbs

Well-Known Member

• May 23, 2015

• #42

...when you spend 2 hours on this site.

 

Milovan

Well-Known Member

• May 23, 2015

• #43

When you miss your off ramp.

 

Milovan

Well-Known Member

• May 23, 2015

• #44

When you have the munchies all the time.

 

Marcshaun

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2015

• #45

When you talking to somebody and have to Stop and ask what the hell you were talking about

 

cmbajr

Active Member

• Oct 16, 2015

• #46

When you open the fridge door and forgot why you opened it.

 

Mr. Bongwater

Well-Known Member

• Oct 16, 2015

• #47

you know your stoned when you can't follow the plot of a movie

you know your stoned when you can't do simple math

you know your stoned when walking to the store is enjoyable

 

ttystikk

Well-Known Member

• Oct 16, 2015

• #48

WeedFreak78 said:

Always use your damn turn signals, how the F is anyone supposed to know you're turning into your driveway? Pet peeve..people who don't use directionals.

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Awwwww come on, man- everyone knows how expensive turn signal fluid is these days...

 

WeedFreak78

Well-Known Member

• Oct 16, 2015

• #49

ttystikk said:

Awwwww come on, man- everyone knows how expensive turn signal fluid is these days...

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IDK about blinker fluid but I just put $50 bulbs in my headlights... F'ing ridiculous..but they are wicked bright. I was pricing out LEDs to refit my whole truck..that's not happening anytime soon..lol..maybe one at a time.

 

ttystikk

Well-Known Member

• Oct 16, 2015

• #50

WeedFreak78 said:

IDK about blinker fluid but I just put $50 bulbs in my headlights... F'ing ridiculous..but they are wicked bright. I was pricing out LEDs to refit my whole truck..that's not happening anytime soon..lol..maybe one at a time.

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It has to be expensive, I can't even find it at NAPA...

 

ttystikk

Well-Known Member

• Oct 16, 2015

• #51

meenigrow said:

when a friend asks you to guess/name that "purple-colored" classic rock band ........and you answer....Pink Floyd?

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Whoa... That's deeeeeep....

 

pink isn't well

Active Member

• Nov 2, 2015

• #52

Realise you'r in work.

 

6ohMax

Well-Known Member

• Nov 2, 2015

• #53

You go to light your already hot quartz banger with a lighter

 

pink isn't well

Active Member

• Nov 3, 2015

• #54

meenigrow said:

when a friend asks you to guess/name that "purple-colored" classic rock band ........and you answer....Pink Floyd?

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haha thats blasphemy!! lol

 

ArcticOrange

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2015

• #55

You walk in and out of a room forgetting and then remembering why you went in there in the first place...stuck in a vicious stoney cycle

 

hellmutt bones

Well-Known Member

• Nov 3, 2015

• #56

U mistakenly take ur tv remote thinking it was ur cell phone.

 

Tokachu

Member

• Nov 4, 2015

• #57

You light a cig/joint the wrong way round.

 

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Tralren

New Member

• Nov 5, 2015

• #58

You come in to a room and then freeze for a several minutes without any thoughts in your mind)))

 

outlier

Well-Known Member

• Nov 5, 2015

• #59

You pack 1/2 your bowl down the bong that doesn't have the cone in it.

You only realise you've packed the bong water when you look at your chop and ask wtf happened to all the green.

 

Hishich

New Member

• Nov 7, 2015

• #60

outlier said:

You pack 1/2 your bowl down the bong that doesn't have the cone in it.

You only realise you've packed the bong water when you look at your chop and ask wtf happened to all the green.

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lol