You know you're stoned when.......

meenigrow · May 23, 2015

when a friend asks you to guess/name that "purple-colored" classic rock band ........and you answer....Pink Floyd?

CC Dobbs · May 23, 2015

...when you spend 2 hours on this site.

Milovan · May 23, 2015

When you miss your off ramp.

Milovan · May 23, 2015

When you have the munchies all the time.

Marcshaun · Jun 6, 2015

When you talking to somebody and have to Stop and ask what the hell you were talking about

cmbajr · Oct 16, 2015

When you open the fridge door and forgot why you opened it.

Mr. Bongwater · Oct 16, 2015

you know your stoned when you can't follow the plot of a movie

you know your stoned when you can't do simple math

you know your stoned when walking to the store is enjoyable

ttystikk · Oct 16, 2015

WeedFreak78 said:
Always use your damn turn signals, how the F is anyone supposed to know you're turning into your driveway? Pet peeve..people who don't use directionals.

Awwwww come on, man- everyone knows how expensive turn signal fluid is these days...

WeedFreak78 · Oct 16, 2015

ttystikk said:
Awwwww come on, man- everyone knows how expensive turn signal fluid is these days...

IDK about blinker fluid :mrgreen:

but I just put $50 bulbs in my headlights...

F'ing ridiculous..but they are wicked bright. I was pricing out LEDs to refit my whole truck..that's not happening anytime soon..lol..maybe one at a time.

ttystikk · Oct 16, 2015

WeedFreak78 said:
IDK about blinker fluid but I just put $50 bulbs in my headlights... F'ing ridiculous..but they are wicked bright. I was pricing out LEDs to refit my whole truck..that's not happening anytime soon..lol..maybe one at a time.

It has to be expensive, I can't even find it at NAPA...

ttystikk · Oct 16, 2015

meenigrow said:
when a friend asks you to guess/name that "purple-colored" classic rock band ........and you answer....Pink Floyd?

Whoa... That's deeeeeep....

pink isn't well · Nov 2, 2015

Realise you'r in work.

6ohMax · Nov 2, 2015

You go to light your already hot quartz banger with a lighter

pink isn't well · Nov 3, 2015

meenigrow said:
when a friend asks you to guess/name that "purple-colored" classic rock band ........and you answer....Pink Floyd?

haha thats blasphemy!! lol

ArcticOrange · Nov 3, 2015

You walk in and out of a room forgetting and then remembering why you went in there in the first place...stuck in a vicious stoney cycle

hellmutt bones · Nov 3, 2015

U mistakenly take ur tv remote thinking it was ur cell phone.

Tokachu · Nov 4, 2015

You light a cig/joint the wrong way round.

Tralren · Nov 5, 2015

You come in to a room and then freeze for a several minutes without any thoughts in your mind)))

outlier · Nov 5, 2015

You pack 1/2 your bowl down the bong that doesn't have the cone in it.

You only realise you've packed the bong water when you look at your chop and ask wtf happened to all the green.

Hishich · Nov 7, 2015

outlier said:
You pack 1/2 your bowl down the bong that doesn't have the cone in it.

You only realise you've packed the bong water when you look at your chop and ask wtf happened to all the green.

lol

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