JohnnyGreenfingers
Well-Known Member
Weed is everywhere. It grows. Like a weed. No worries.I fear running out of weed. Also, when I don't put the dish drain cover in the kitchen sink, I fear that one of my cats is going to stick its head down the sink out of curiosity, and the other cat is going to rub up against the garbage disposal switch, turn it on, and liquefy my other cats head.
The cat thing...it's really only possible if it's murder. The blade in a garbage disposal is so far down from the drain hole opening (more than a foot) that Cat A should never be in danger of coming into contact with it unless Cat B shoved it from behind and then jumped up and down on it, hammering it completely into the disposal itself and then somehow managed to reach the switch from there and turn it on. And even then, we're supposing that cat A is just lollygagging in the GD waiting to get pulped. It's usually wet in the bottom of the disposal, which further complicates this as a location where a scared (and possibly angry) cat would linger.
Now, I suppose you could reason away all of the above with far fetched logic and decide that Cat B has the motive and opportunity required to murder Cat A in this fashion, but if you did, I would simply tell you that cats have no understanding of garbage disposals or power switches, and would probably just fight to the death like cats. Or lick their asses and go to sleep. And I'd be correct.
It's never going to happen.