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joe macclennan

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minnesmoker said:
Confession:

I judge on appearance. Strongly. I don't enjoy socializing with people who are unkempt, dirty, have any offensive odors, or don't dress "situation appropriate" (sweat pants at the mall, mini-skirt at church or other more formal gathering, etc.) Very obese people bother me, as do loud children and worried parents. I have a difficult time talking to ugly people. I can't help but judge their intelligence and competence based on their looks. I also don't care to deal with people who wear suits, in whole or part, after 6:30 PM, without formal obligations (certain dinners, business functions, and "high society" functions such as the opera, live theater and classical symphonies.) I automatically assume they are douche bags, pretentious, and self important. I feel the same way about tall women (over 5'11") as I do about suits at night. I also have a very difficult time trusting guys that are under 5"10". Ethnicity rarely plays into it, but I like mocking stereotypical racial attire/attitude, and I have a hard time taking anything seriously when it comes to people that "live the stereotype."
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the only thing I would change is "I have a difficult time trusting anyone. Regardless of height."

Other than that...you could be describing me :)

and like the new sig ;)
 
james2500

james2500

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hempyninja309 said:
I didn't shower today. I smell alittle musky. Thank god for sandalwood oil.
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had an appt with ultrasound to check my bladder and kidney function, should have taken a shower but the wood stove hadn't heated up the house enough....so took a birdbath and used liberal amounts of 'Lectra Shave
 
MojoRison

MojoRison

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I went to see the therapist and she said "Looks like we have a lot of ground to cover" and my first thought was, she can't even see the forest for the trees.
Should be interesting though, she mentioned that she really liked my adjectives when asked my feelings about being there. Apprehensive, leary and intrigued...that last one raised her brow.
Just as we were rapping things up she asked "How do you feel about this?", so I responded "your judgement of me means nothing, I haven't bonded with you on any level therefore my feelings towards you are not guarded', this wasn't something I was expecting myself to say and the bluntness of it had bite so I loosened the reins and said "I hope you're not offended by that remark" to which she replied "No".

"This should be fun" I said, "fun?" she asked...there's those trees again.
[video=youtube_share;GWqmRGnqYpw]http://youtu.be/GWqmRGnqYpw[/video]

Edit: Therapist or the-rapist
 
420CannabisMMJPothead

420CannabisMMJPothead

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MojoRison said:
I went to see the therapist and she said "Looks like we have a lot of ground to cover" and my first thought was, she can't even see the forest for the trees.
Should be interesting though, she mentioned that she really liked my adjectives when asked my feelings about being there. Apprehensive, leary and intrigued...that last one raised her brow.
Just as we were rapping things up she asked "How do you feel about this?", so I responded "your judgement of me means nothing, I haven't bonded with you on any level therefore my feelings towards you are not guarded', this wasn't something I was expecting myself to say and the bluntness of it had bite so I loosened the reins and said "I hope you're not offended by that remark" to which she replied "No".

"This should be fun" I said, "fun?" she asked...there's those trees again.
[video=youtube_share;GWqmRGnqYpw]http://youtu.be/GWqmRGnqYpw[/video]

Edit: Therapist or the-rapist
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Feel like I can't even go to therapy anymore bc I know the game. I know how to win. Go for several months, tell the truth (manipulatively of course), do the "work," get praised for progress, get to cut back on sessions or stop going, still the same guy.

So why go?
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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I've had sober sex a couple times, once recently. I might have lasted three mins, it could have been her...but I think it was because I was sober haha
 
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minnesmoker

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joe macclennan said:
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the only thing I would change is "I have a difficult time trusting anyone. Regardless of height."

Other than that...you could be describing me :)

and like the new sig ;)
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Thank you, sir.

And, I distrust almost everyone (not the boss lady.) But, I can never trust those little fuckers. all itty bitty and think they're these Giants amongst mere mortals! And, snake faced guys. I don't trust my brother. He's got one of those snake-oil salesman's faces.
 
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minnesmoker

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Confession:

I'm in the office working. I'm supposed to be updating a sales document, non-compete, and contract position agreement. I'm working on them, but it's far from diligently. I'm set up again with a nice little office, thanks to the wonderful boss lady's connections. But, the bowl calls, and I have this very bad ass pandora station set up. I get to keep the office warm, and I've got desert sun pouring across the floor through the blinds. Less productive than a project manager.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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minnesmoker said:
Thank you, sir.

And, I distrust almost everyone (not the boss lady.) But, I can never trust those little fuckers. all itty bitty and think they're these Giants amongst mere mortals! And, snake faced guys. I don't trust my brother. He's got one of those snake-oil salesman's faces.
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And guys with squinty "moon eyes". Based on your stated biases, I am proud to say that I am not in your Least Favored Persons categories. Maybe it was the fact that the first post of yours I ever read was in this thread. Something about balls. I made a note to be cautious, so not being a snake-faced midget is very sweet indeed. Look what happened to NOE! Pretty sure he was a midget. Perhaps one of those Clayton tangled with.
 
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joe macclennan

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minnesmoker said:
Thank you, sir.

And, I distrust almost everyone (not the boss lady.) But, I can never trust those little fuckers. all itty bitty and think they're these Giants amongst mere mortals! And, snake faced guys. I don't trust my brother. He's got one of those snake-oil salesman's faces.
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awww, well shucks. I'm 5' 8 ish btw ;)
 
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