Confessions

GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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420God said:
:finger: j/k of course.

What I lack in height I more than make up for in strength.

Comfortable 5' 6" here.
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Being kinda tall ain't all its cracked up to be.
Try living on a ship sometime - I got to know every low hanging pipe, exhaust stack, machinery & brackets intimately by repeatedly bonking my noggin on them.
 
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joe macclennan

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ahhh but in the real world not needing a ladder comes in verrrry handy around the house and on the job.

height has it's advantages for sure :)
 
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minnesmoker

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I've officially made two exceptions to my fuck short guys. I'd smoke with both 420 and Joe!

Being 6'3" isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm easy to follow in a crowd, and have some fairly distinctive features.

Confession: I'm institutionalized. From right before my 6th birthday I was under psychiatric care, juvenile system at 12, prison at 16. I've been under supervision or incarcerated for my entire life, with the exception of 4 years.

Even with my little emotional genetic advantage, I don't know how to properly behave or live. I never learned. Violence was all I knew until I met the boss lady a little over 4 years ago.

Another confession: I'd tried to actually talk to people, get a "mentor" to help me out, but apparently people would rather be scared of me and my potential than offer a bit of advice.

I've had 4 real life friends throughout life. One's in prison for life, one's dead, one's married and disappeared years ago, and the other disappeared, probably back to S. America. Working on a new one, thanks Kelly4, for kicking it, and letting me stress and bitch.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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minnesmoker said:
I've officially made two exceptions to my fuck short guys. I'd smoke with both 420 and Joe!

Being 6'3" isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm easy to follow in a crowd, and have some fairly distinctive features.

Confession: I'm institutionalized. From right before my 6th birthday I was under psychiatric care, juvenile system at 12, prison at 16. I've been under supervision or incarcerated for my entire life, with the exception of 4 years.

Even with my little emotional genetic advantage, I don't know how to properly behave or live. I never learned. Violence was all I knew until I met the boss lady a little over 4 years ago.

Another confession: I'd tried to actually talk to people, get a "mentor" to help me out, but apparently people would rather be scared of me and my potential than offer a bit of advice.

I've had 4 real life friends throughout life. One's in prison for life, one's dead, one's married and disappeared years ago, and the other disappeared, probably back to S. America. Working on a new one, thanks Kelly4, for kicking it, and letting me stress and bitch.
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I'm afraid we would bring out the worst in each other and become a long haul tandem.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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A two-fer

In jr high my school was having a fundraiser selling candy bars. One night, during a basketball game, I snuck into the room where they were kept and took every box. Hundreds of candy bars. I would take people's dogs on the loose in my neighborhood and wait for the reward signs.
 
charface

charface

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I run the sink so no hot chicks hear me poop.

When I piss I force the stream
so it sounds like I have a powerful wang
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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I think my prostate is about to pop. I push so hard my abs are an 8 pack, but it still takes me 3 minutes to pee. The follow up power squirt (x8-9) to get it all out is embarrassing when the wife is in earshot.
 
charface

charface

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I masturbate so often and with so much
passion my junk has a pistol grip
and I could shake a mans hand clean off.
 
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joe macclennan

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minnesmoker said:
I've officially made two exceptions to my fuck short guys. I'd smoke with both 420 and Joe!


Confession: I'm institutionalized. From right before my 6th birthday I was under psychiatric care, juvenile system at 12, prison at 16. I've been under supervision or incarcerated for my entire life, with the exception of 4 years.

Even with my little emotional genetic advantage, I don't know how to properly behave or live. I never learned. Violence was all I knew .
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i'm sure a few people around here think the same of me ;)

at least you've got some pretty good reasons to be fucked up...what's my excuse? LOL :)
I like you brother and you won't have a choice but to burn one with me if I ever get out that way

i will admit at first I didn't know what to think of you...but any man willing to share his experiences both good and especially bad is alright in my book. a lot of people don't like to talk about bad things and you know what? LIFE sucks sometimes...it's still worth discussing. If not we are doomed to repeat history.
Unclebaldrick said:
Got 'im Joe.
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ClaytonBigsby said:
A two-fer

In jr high my school was having a fundraiser selling candy bars. One night, during a basketball game, I snuck into the room where they were kept and took every box. Hundreds of candy bars. I would take people's dogs on the loose in my neighborhood and wait for the reward signs.
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lol...glad your back bro :)

those candy bars were awesome.

one time I just bought the whole box :)
 
MojoRison

MojoRison

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So...

I had a chunk of skin excised and the biopsy results should be back in 2wks, doc said I should end up with a 5-6" scar running vertically down my shoulder, being a cosmetic surgeon she mentioned she'll do her best to minimize the scar, to which I replied with more verve then I actually felt at the moment "NO worries, guys with scars are cool, right?!", she chuckles and tells of people who were more concerned with the scar left behind then the fact they had skin cancer or the young lady who was just about to leave when she stops and asks "Do I have to wait, or can I go to my tanning appt this afternoon?"

The waiting game has begun, puff puff pass my friends, puff puff pass.
 
420God

420God

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MojoRison said:
So...

I had a chunk of skin excised and the biopsy results should be back in 2wks, doc said I should end up with a 5-6" scar running vertically down my shoulder, being a cosmetic surgeon she mentioned she'll do her best to minimize the scar, to which I replied with more verve then I actually felt at the moment "NO worries, guys with scars are cool, right?!", she chuckles and tells of people who were more concerned with the scar left behind then the fact they had skin cancer or the young lady who was just about to leave when she stops and asks "Do I have to wait, or can I go to my tanning appt this afternoon?"

The waiting game has begun, puff puff pass my friends, puff puff pass.
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I hope the results come back ok for you.
 
Cowboykush

Cowboykush

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MojoRison said:
So...

I had a chunk of skin excised and the biopsy results should be back in 2wks, doc said I should end up with a 5-6" scar running vertically down my shoulder, being a cosmetic surgeon she mentioned she'll do her best to minimize the scar, to which I replied with more verve then I actually felt at the moment "NO worries, guys with scars are cool, right?!", she chuckles and tells of people who were more concerned with the scar left behind then the fact they had skin cancer or the young lady who was just about to leave when she stops and asks "Do I have to wait, or can I go to my tanning appt this afternoon?"

The waiting game has begun, puff puff pass my friends, puff puff pass.
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Best wishs friend ........
 
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minnesmoker

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Mojo, crazy about the therapist. Good? It's been trying to get into one for years. If for nothing else, than to tell me how to more properly interact... I'm hoping that biopsy comes to nothing...
 
MojoRison

MojoRison

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420God said:
I hope the results come back ok for you.
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joe macclennan said:
I should have a few spots biopsied myself..

best of luck mojo good vibes your way.
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Cowboykush said:
Best wishs friend ........
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minnesmoker said:
Mojo, crazy about the therapist. Good? It's been trying to get into one for years. If for nothing else, than to tell me how to more properly interact... I'm hoping that biopsy comes to nothing...
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Thanks for the good vibes guys, it helps.

Well minne the therapist is nice, pleasant enough and things seem to be going fine for now. We've only just begun {as they say} and the dancing around the mulberry bush has been fun but we haven't check the "closet" yet, so we will wait and see where this road goes... for now.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Got an std test while getting my physical, I was actually talked into it via my dr. Then caught myself arguing with him because I was worried I had something just too reckless at times. The results are back.. Oh babby I like itt raw. Clean as a whistle (never understood that saying, as you just spit into the whistle for the most part and that doesn't seem clean day after day)
 
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