Confessions

Indagrow said:
Got an std test while getting my physical, I was actually talked into it via my dr. Then caught myself arguing with him because I was worried I had something just too reckless at times. The results are back.. Oh babby I like itt raw. Clean as a whistle (never understood that saying, as you just spit into the whistle for the most part and that doesn't seem clean day after day)
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why did the doc think you needed one? did you walk in with spots?
 
Whenever I fly anywhere I have this awful habit of drawing a detailed and graphic picture of a plane crashing with an arrow pointing to a guy falling through the air to his death with the quote 'this could be you...' and leaving it folded next to the safety booklet for the next passenger to find.

Do people think this is funny or just pure evil???
 
I don't think much of it..the first time I got on a airplane this guy goes "alright kids you know what to do if the plane goes down right" everyone was like no! He goes everyone take a seat first thing you do is tuck your head in between your legs!! He just stayed looking at us for a while. then some kid goes then what?he goes then you KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE..
 
Sativa Diva said:
Whenever I fly anywhere I have this awful habit of drawing a detailed and graphic picture of a plane crashing with an arrow pointing to a guy falling through the air to his death with the quote 'this could be you...' and leaving it folded next to the safety booklet for the next passenger to find.

Do people think this is funny or just pure evil???
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LOL!! If I found it I'd laugh, but I am not freaked out to fly at all. Depends who finds it.
 
I once fucked a chick from craigslist. She was a fatty so I stuck it in her butt, filled it up and walked out of her room without a word. I had her meet me at a Denny's in Irvine, the bitch was trying to finish my plate. Funny stuff, her bed was all loud and I had to tag it on the floor.
 
chewberto said:
I once fucked a chick from craigslist. She was a fatty so I stuck it in her butt, filled it up and walked out of her room without a word. I had her meet me at a Denny's in Irvine, the bitch was trying to finish my plate. Funny stuff, her bed was all loud and I had to tag it on the floor.
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Lol

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I used to do canvass sales. I would get dropped off in various ghettos in Southern California to try and sell security systems. I have a lot of stories about heavy drug use on job, moms, tattooed faced teenage girls with pimps from long beach on drugs. Mr cooper, multiple car accidents. Too much to write tonight, but I just remembered that time of my life. Confessions, my memory only serves from triggers.
 
I rather dislike Mexican'ts that think they know a bunch about growing. Is there anywhere on earth with shittier weed then the weed you can get in or out of Mexico? I wish they did know a bunch about growing.
 
chewberto said:
I used to do canvass sales. I would get dropped off in various ghettos in Southern California to try and sell security systems. I have a lot of stories about heavy drug use on job, moms, tattooed faced teenage girls with pimps from long beach on drugs. Mr cooper, multiple car accidents. Too much to write tonight, but I just remembered that time of my life. Confessions, my memory only serves from triggers.
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I gotta hear this. Don't leave us hanging
 
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