thump easy
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WOW??
Ms Pretty
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UncleBuck
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let's have a discussion about the types of penises that women like.
all of RIU's lovely ladies are encouraged to contribute.
Singlemalt
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Ya know, if you are self honest and secure....we do love Buck
Singlemalt
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TheSnake
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Why offensive? Women discuss men the same way
If a woman is a "lay there" it's often b/c she's bored. OR she's pretty and feels she doesn't have To be[/QUOTE]
Tell me why the man has to be the one to incite the riot? It's not our job to add all spice, nor is it our job to do all the work, period.
With relationships its different, but with one nighters, and bullshit flings, a bitch does not have time to get bored! I mean I am an open
damn book when it comes to sex, and talk about it, do it, etc all the kinky shit too... I mean fuck, I have my 2 year relationship now (damn now that i think about it), I've brought in prostate ticklers for me, plus her part. I'll done anal with her, etc, we 69 when were feeling it on routine basis, etc. Although we do fight regularly, etc I can't see her being that bored, although I just prefer being on top since I control things, Which she likes. Me as well... IF A chick is going hard, its impossible to stop yourself from cumming, and visa/versa. Which she is harder than me, So i like to control my own shit, so I know i dont cum too quick... It's almost as if women are trained to be fucked, and lay there. Since missionary is the main thing in past relations, or something? lol I mean its good, but it gets boring as fuck, quick as fuck.
UncleReemis
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Tell me why the man has to be the one to incite the riot? It's not our job to add all spice, nor is it our job to do all the work, period.
With relationships its different, but with one nighters, and bullshit flings, a bitch does not have time to get bored! I mean I am an open
damn book when it comes to sex, and talk about it, do it, etc all the kinky shit too... I mean fuck, I have my 2 year relationship now (damn now that i think about it), I've brought in prostate ticklers for me, plus her part. I'll done anal with her, etc, we 69 when were feeling it on routine basis, etc. Although we do fight regularly, etc I can't see her being that bored, although I just prefer being on top since I control things, Which she likes. Me as well... IF A chick is going hard, its impossible to stop yourself from cumming, and visa/versa. Which she is harder than me, So i like to control my own shit, so I know i dont cum too quick... It's almost as if women are trained to be fucked, and lay there. Since missionary is the main thing in past relations, or something? lol I mean its good, but it gets boring as fuck, quick as fuck.[/QUOTE]
LOL
cat of curiosity
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Tell me why the man has to be the one to incite the riot? It's not our job to add all spice, nor is it our job to do all the work, period.
With relationships its different, but with one nighters, and bullshit flings, a bitch does not have time to get bored! I mean I am an open
damn book when it comes to sex, and talk about it, do it, etc all the kinky shit too... I mean fuck, I have my 2 year relationship now (damn now that i think about it), I've brought in prostate ticklers for me, plus her part. I'll done anal with her, etc, we 69 when were feeling it on routine basis, etc. Although we do fight regularly, etc I can't see her being that bored, although I just prefer being on top since I control things, Which she likes. Me as well... IF A chick is going hard, its impossible to stop yourself from cumming, and visa/versa. Which she is harder than me, So i like to control my own shit, so I know i dont cum too quick... It's almost as if women are trained to be fucked, and lay there. Since missionary is the main thing in past relations, or something? lol I mean its good, but it gets boring as fuck, quick as fuck.[/QUOTE]
very true. and the likes have taken a hiatus...
Singlemalt
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Yes! Snake, Reemis, Cat! Now we're gonna get somewhere
Singlemalt
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Now what the Fuck???!!! I have my likes and gonna smack some and it says " You don't have permission".
Hookabelly
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Tell me why the man has to be the one to incite the riot? It's not our job to add all spice, nor is it our job to do all the work, period.
With relationships its different, but with one nighters, and bullshit flings, a bitch does not have time to get bored! I mean I am an open
damn book when it comes to sex, and talk about it, do it, etc all the kinky shit too... I mean fuck, I have my 2 year relationship now (damn now that i think about it), I've brought in prostate ticklers for me, plus her part. I'll done anal with her, etc, we 69 when were feeling it on routine basis, etc. Although we do fight regularly, etc I can't see her being that bored, although I just prefer being on top since I control things, Which she likes. Me as well... IF A chick is going hard, its impossible to stop yourself from cumming, and visa/versa. Which she is harder than me, So i like to control my own shit, so I know i dont cum too quick... It's almost as if women are trained to be fucked, and lay there. Since missionary is the main thing in past relations, or something? lol I mean its good, but it gets boring as fuck, quick as fuck.[/QUOTE]
Now I'm confused. You said 90% of women were lay there's. But your next post goes on about how wild your love life is with your gf. So she seems to dig what you're puttin' down so where's the problem?? What gets boring?
TheSnake
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I too have pondered weather if it was just i was boring, TRUST ME. I'll get high or shitfaced wasted and im like a monkey in the sack, i jump around and aim to please... Hell i have a shoulder injury from a decade ago almost that f my shoulder is twisted wrong (out and down specifically) my arm dislocates, its extremely painful and incapacitates me until i get it re-located to it's proper spot. It's why the military DQ'ed me for my MOS... Just the other day i was going down on my girl for like 10-20 mins, I made her leg twitch and she dislocated my fucking arm, lmfao! I laid there in agony for about 30 seconds on my side but naked, dick shrivels up instantly... I thought to myself, how can a 26 year old be so fucking dysfunctional that he cant have sex without risk of shit like this? sent me into depression for a good 48 hours. Especially after asking my gf how many times she could remember it happening while having sex... she said like 3-4 times, which i think its more like 6. Which means out of 24 months of fornicating, its happened half a dozen times... Rarely sober, mostly alcohol intoxicated, or high on marijuana. Both relax my body in turn, relaxes my connective muscle tissue, sucks shit, big time... I wish i had the money for rotator cuff surgery... one of the reasons i grow for $, I need fixed.
TheSnake
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Now suddenly they are back, this shit is weird! They come and go faster than a hitchhiking hooker... WTF?
TheSnake
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No I get it that she just pulls her pants down for a quickie, but even during normal non-spur of the moment sex, she does the same... I Don't understated the lack of enthusiasm, to try new things, n shit like that... All relationships I have personally had (3 long term 1-2+yrs) they get so fucking boring. All they wanna do when shit goes to frisky mode is lay the fuck on there back, maybe 5% or less they will just grab my cock n suck it if they need a good old fashion fuck, but what gives? I get they all climaxed this way or seemingly, or faked it well enough for me to go to this naturally... but i know 80-90% of women dont even know how to climax. hence why i said fuck this normal shit, and got with a 41 year old at 25 y/o... now shes almost 43 and im almost 27. Which I have experimented much uncharted land with her, thank god. lol
cat of curiosity
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shit gets old as we get old. that's the difference between girls and women, boys and men. that's one hell of a cougar you got there
UncleBuck
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hmmmmmmm. interesting.
TheSnake
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statistics , that is what im going off... lol
trust me, makes me feel like i was lied too as well...
TheSnake
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Lmfao, she hates that term... My mother was with a guy ten years younger, I thought it was normal? lmfao... After 25 age is just a number, below 25, age is everything. I would say by 25, most women have kids, if not by 30... once that is out of the way, pussy goes to spoil if no one claims it while having to deal with someone elses offspring. lol Hell if i was single, and a chick was attractive in her own way, I'd smash a 20+ year gap, I don't care, and most of them want younger men, yet don't want to rob the cradle. which its the mans job to step in and set shit straight with older women, put them at ease. A 20 or 30 something man runs the whole fucking market of pussy... I dont care if there 18 or 60... They want YOU. Your prime, young, healthy, full of boners, and ready to fuck there brains out. period. If i was 60, and my wife the same and I had ED, I would get off on watching her get fucked to death by some 20 somethings any day. hahahashit gets old as we get old. that's the difference between girls and women, boys and men. that's one hell of a cougar you got there
UncleBuck
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i'm sure rigorous scientific research went into finding that number.
Nutes and Nugs
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The puss is just an opening.
Ugly girls or pretty girls it's pretty much the same.
Ugly girls or pretty girls it's pretty much the same.
Nutes and Nugs
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I like em like this.