Ms Pretty

[UncleReemis]

gourmet salami?

I guess I don't have permission to like anymore. lel

I remember now. I was originally going to say sirloins.
But that kinda messes up the shape of the mental image.

 

[cat of curiosity]

[quote eric cartman 'BEEFCAKE' /quote]

 

[Flaming Pie]

I guess some research states that the avg. penis length is 5.5'' erect. Since you're a woman, you can maybe tell me... is that accurate? Because if it is, then today is a good day.

I would not party with 5 inch dong. Can't hit my cervix.

I would not party with a 9 inch dong. Demolishes my cervix.

7 is just right. Gotta be thick too.

I married my hubby for his dick.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I bet the real statistic is closer to 10% of women can't orgasm, 60% Can but require 15m-45min of effort, and 30% gush like firehydrants.

 

[UncleReemis]

I bet the real statistic is closer to 10% of women can't orgasm, 60% Can but require 15m-45min of effort, and 30% gush like firehydrants.

My girl falls into the 30% :3! So combining that with my finesse, makes for quite the time.

 

[Flaming Pie]

You just can't make this shit up.

OMG. Slobbers and Clotters.

If a man asked you "So are you a Slobber or a Clotter?" Would you sleep with him?

 

[cat of curiosity]

You just can't make this shit up.

OMG. Slobbers and Clotters.

If a man asked you "So are you a Slobber or a Clotter?" Would you sleep with him?

in a heartbeat. and i'm not even gay.

 

[Flaming Pie]

 

[ebgood]

I would not party with 5 inch dong. Can't hit my cervix.

I would not party with a 9 inch dong. Demolishes my cervix.

7 is just right. Gotta be thick too.

I married my hubby for his dick.

I would not party with 5 inch dong. Can't hit my cervix.

I would not party with a 9 inch dong. Demolishes my cervix.

7 is just right. Gotta be thick too.

I married my hubby for his dick.

Heey wifey married me for mine too. She says im a perfect fit. And shes a gusher fyi

 

[mr sunshine]

I got a huge 4 inch dick im a clotter...watch out ladies

 

[cat of curiosity]

I got a huge 4 inch dick im a clotter...watch out ladies

i'd totally do you...

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I did not even crack a smile, Although I agree with the post. Women don't know what guys want, AT ALL. There hand jobs suck shit, 90% cant give head for crap or deep throat a damn cock over 3-4" down, AND I would say another 90% just lay there, those "lay there's" Can't ride a dick if there life depended on it. The women highly into sex, the 10% can, and have great rythem and know when to stop, so your junk does not slip out. Nothing sucks worse than slipping out and the bitch plopping her pelvis on your erect dick straight down (you can actually break your dick this way, It's happened multiple times that i have read about i would say a heavy woman, going fast on top would be most risky.)

To conclude this, I will say I have decent experience for a guy about to turn 27... Easily slept with 30-40 different women for different lengths of time. The real killer, is it seems the more aesthetically pleasing a woman is, the more she sucks shit at fucking. The worse they look, and more "used" they are, they seem to have there shit together. Nothing beats the sound of a nasty slut choking on your dick while deep throating.

This is seriously hilarious!

 

[Flaming Pie]

Yeah sounds like this guy hasn't been with hey many ".winners"

 

[Commander Strax]

I guess some research states that the avg. penis length is 5.5'' erect. Since you're a woman, you can maybe tell me... is that accurate? Because if it is, then today is a good day.

mine averages slightly less than that

 

[cat of curiosity]

mine averages slightly less than that

yes, but apparently it is 'well-known'....

 

[Flaming Pie]

My epeen used to be much larger until rolli dropped my post and like count.

 

[joe macclennan]

bahhh! it's no biggie pie. I lost waaaay more than you

edit: but I gave you a like to help you out