pet peeves
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Pinworm
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He does seem to have a ninja-ish hora about him these days, aye?sorry meant older keanu
killemsoftly
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keanu is gay. Sorry, have to correct that: supergay. Not that i care. Not that there is anything wrong with that .
My pet peeve is when people ramble on about a broads greasy hair.
I wouldn't kick her to the kerb for eating crackers in bed. Or farting. Shit, she could make a dutch oven and i'd still let her stay. However, the last infraction would mean that she'd have to swallow my chuck. Maybe, depending on how 'greasy' a fart it was, i'd insist on some anal. As long as she didn't call me keanu.
But hey, that's just me. I'm funny that way.
Speaking of dutch ovens and anal, did i ever tell you guys about that time at band camp?
ok, so this one summer at band camp this really hot chick with greasy hair smiled at me during band practice. What was her name again? Oh yeah, it was Olga. So anyways, Olga was coming out of the shower and this dude named keanu, super bitchy fag if i remember correctly, tripped her..........
My pet peeve is when people ramble on about a broads greasy hair.
I wouldn't kick her to the kerb for eating crackers in bed. Or farting. Shit, she could make a dutch oven and i'd still let her stay. However, the last infraction would mean that she'd have to swallow my chuck. Maybe, depending on how 'greasy' a fart it was, i'd insist on some anal. As long as she didn't call me keanu.
But hey, that's just me. I'm funny that way.
Speaking of dutch ovens and anal, did i ever tell you guys about that time at band camp?
ok, so this one summer at band camp this really hot chick with greasy hair smiled at me during band practice. What was her name again? Oh yeah, it was Olga. So anyways, Olga was coming out of the shower and this dude named keanu, super bitchy fag if i remember correctly, tripped her..........
Pinworm
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killemsoftly
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Pinworm, you have withered me. I am withered. Just like back in high school. And band camp now that i think about it.
killemsoftly
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Gillian Anderson is hot.
You know, I'm peeved about HER now that you reminded me. It really pisses me off that a hot, intelligent, talented broad like her was so typecast that she hasn't been on 'desperate housewives' or 'weeds' or, hey, better yet: 'breaking bad". How awesome would an episode or season with her in it have been. F$ckin A. Fuck Mulder and his navelgazing adolescent 'Californication'. I want Gillian...on tv or at band camp. Either way. Both would be awesome.
You know, I'm peeved about HER now that you reminded me. It really pisses me off that a hot, intelligent, talented broad like her was so typecast that she hasn't been on 'desperate housewives' or 'weeds' or, hey, better yet: 'breaking bad". How awesome would an episode or season with her in it have been. F$ckin A. Fuck Mulder and his navelgazing adolescent 'Californication'. I want Gillian...on tv or at band camp. Either way. Both would be awesome.
skunkd0c
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cool story bro
This dude below he gay too, not that you care or that anyone cares or that it even matters to anyone
or that anything is wrong with that or anything for that matter
i might as well not have wasted my time typing this since no one cares and it doesn't matter
but i'm going to type it because iz a bit ditzy or something like that
Gaylord ^^^
killemsoftly
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good one, man I'm having trouble remembering his name? Not Christian Slater. Shit, I'm the jeopardy kid and i can't remember. I'm stumped. I'll probably wake up in 4 hours screaming his name at Alex trebek in a dream.
Seriouly, I like the red-head. She's nice. The boobs are just a bonus to me.
I hope pinworm knows i was only joking around. You too Harry. I'd hate for you to hunt me down and beat me to death with a giant dildo.
I do have a strange sense of humour and sometimes I've gone too far.
Damn, still can't remember that guy's name. I do know that he screwed himself by ripping off Jack Nicholson's mojo. Bad idea trying to steal another man's mojo. Note to self: never steal a man's mojo when he's got court side seats. Kinda like putting a hat on a bed.
Seriouly, I like the red-head. She's nice. The boobs are just a bonus to me.
I hope pinworm knows i was only joking around. You too Harry. I'd hate for you to hunt me down and beat me to death with a giant dildo.
I do have a strange sense of humour and sometimes I've gone too far.
Damn, still can't remember that guy's name. I do know that he screwed himself by ripping off Jack Nicholson's mojo. Bad idea trying to steal another man's mojo. Note to self: never steal a man's mojo when he's got court side seats. Kinda like putting a hat on a bed.
killemsoftly
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Really. Holy shit man, who's the guy that i've been thinking is Christian Slater for the last ten years? shit. Now I'm proper fucked. I'll be up foran hour on imdb trying to figure it out. Brutal.
Is he really gay? I think his downfall was partying wasn't it Harry?
Seriously Harry, you won't hunt me down will you. Well if you do use a pipe wrench or something non-gay. I want to go out cool.
Is he really gay? I think his downfall was partying wasn't it Harry?
Seriously Harry, you won't hunt me down will you. Well if you do use a pipe wrench or something non-gay. I want to go out cool.
killemsoftly
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did you hear the rumour him and seagal are making a movie called 'cockpuncher'? Supposed to be a spoof of martial arts movies. I hope they tag team jet li and punch his balls into oblivion, I can't stand that arrogant chinaman. Is it just me or does he not typify that whole pissy chinese attitude to the west 'we had civilization before you did'. Christ, they're like a bunch of schoolkids. When they hell are they gonna get over all that opium we jammed down their throats?
UncleReemis
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When you figure out she's flexing her tits and it's not just bouncing from the suspension of the vehicle is when this girl gets bang points.
skunkd0c
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You need to get yourself an avatar
something like this
then i will know who i am in conversation with or it gets confusing
ill see what i can do about a non-gay style execution lol
Pinworm
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skunkd0c
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lol mate
killemsoftly
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No need for anyone to get shirty. Ace Ventura , pet detective, at your service. Don't worry ma'am I'll get that naked, hairless beast all shirted up in no time. It's what i do.
You're right harry. I do need an avatar. It's not easy though. big decision. Hopefully I will be alive to make it. Maybe I should name myself after that character Ralph Fiennes plays in "In Bruges". Can't remember his name though. Was it Harry? That could get confusing, though. Hmmm, have to think about it.
Pinworm, I will mail you my shirt if you like. Kinda smells though. didn't shower today. Anyways, where do you get these emoti-movies? You seem to have one for every occasion. Very clever
You're right harry. I do need an avatar. It's not easy though. big decision. Hopefully I will be alive to make it. Maybe I should name myself after that character Ralph Fiennes plays in "In Bruges". Can't remember his name though. Was it Harry? That could get confusing, though. Hmmm, have to think about it.
Pinworm, I will mail you my shirt if you like. Kinda smells though. didn't shower today. Anyways, where do you get these emoti-movies? You seem to have one for every occasion. Very clever
killemsoftly
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You are write harry. As you mosy about riu there's all these question marks everywhere you go. We should be allowed to have a pre-avatar or something along those lines.
UncleReemis
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Well, you're forgetting that having an avatar is a very, very spiritual rite of passage here at RIU and you have to go through several grueling challenges with 100% success rate to even gain privilege to have an honorary ceremony and wild boar feast for a pre-avatar.
killemsoftly
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It is impressive Mr Kim jong Il. On a side note: could you allow some UN inspectors into your country for a couple months? We're a little, how xhould i put this, concerned.
UncleReemis
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pls, leef mi tu plae wiff meye floppy dishk in secret. Yeah. That's what they want you to believe. Or maybe they just recede from the NPT to be hipsters.