What The Most Memorable Sexual Experience You Have Ever Had?

rev3la7ion

rev3la7ion

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Basically my most memorable experience was getting road head while a cop was driving behind me... And believe me, the girl giving it could teach a class in pole smoking. It was possibly the weirdest feeling I've ever had in my life. I got so nervous I almost lost all of my sexual drive but then she'd give it even harder and I'd be right back there. I was caught in a nervous sexual limbo... It kinda sucked but felt so damn good at the same time.

The reason I was so nervous was because at the time I was driving a 1990 F-150. There was absolutely NO tint and the cop could plainly see me making faces in my rear-view mirror. Trying to keep a straight face while getting blown by someone who knows what they're doing is REALLY hard...
 
xxxtyrantxxx

xxxtyrantxxx

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No sex I have ever had will match one on my youngest experiences.

I had sex with my neighbor a few years ago. i was 17 she was 34. I was very sexual at that time in my life, and I wanted to do her since I was 15. She came to my house after my parents left for work and asked if I would smoke some bowls with her cause she had never done it. This was kinda shocking, I knew that she knew I smoked, but I never thought she would trust me enough to ask something like that. So we smoked some bowls and had a few drinks at her house.(my folks were home, couldnt toke there) We talked for about 40 minutes while we smoked, and the way she was looking and smiling at me, I had a feeling what she wanted, but I wasnt too sure. She asked if I wanted to stay a little and watch some TV with her. I had to, I couldnt go home in that state, I had at least 4 glasses of brandy in me by then. So she stood up, and bent over to pick up the remote, obviously wanting me to look at her butt(which was incredible). I thought for a split second, "should I smack it?" before I could think it over, I gently slapped her butt. I thought when she turned around she was going to slap me, but she gave a very cute giggle when she did. That set me on fire, I had never been so turned on before. She stood up and stared at my eyes, smiling so cute. The feeling that gave me was better than all the drugs I have ever done. I would trade all the drugs I have ever done just to experience that feeling again, even if only for a split second. She told me to follow her to her bedroom, and as soon as we got in there, she looked me in the eyes and took her pants(very tight, sexy sleep pants) and top off, leaving only a bra and panties for me to remove, which I did, slowly and passionately. I took my clothes off and laid on her bed, she slowly got on top of me and kissed me, it slowly progressed into hot romantic sex, in some of the best positions I have ever done. We had sex for nearly 3 and a half hours. When we were done, I smoked a few cigarettes and she told me that it was the best sex she had ever had. She promised no one would ever find out about it, and that it would be out secret forever.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Dear penthouse.....:mrgreen:
xxxtyrantxxx said:
No sex I have ever had will match one on my youngest experiences.

I had sex with my neighbor a few years ago. i was 17 she was 34. I was very sexual at that time in my life, and I wanted to do her since I was 15. She came to my house after my parents left for work and asked if I would smoke some bowls with her cause she had never done it. This was kinda shocking, I knew that she knew I smoked, but I never thought she would trust me enough to ask something like that. So we smoked some bowls and had a few drinks at her house.(my folks were home, couldnt toke there) We talked for about 40 minutes while we smoked, and the way she was looking and smiling at me, I had a feeling what she wanted, but I wasnt too sure. She asked if I wanted to stay a little and watch some TV with her. I had to, I couldnt go home in that state, I had at least 4 glasses of brandy in me by then. So she stood up, and bent over to pick up the remote, obviously wanting me to look at her butt(which was incredible). I thought for a split second, "should I smack it?" before I could think it over, I gently slapped her butt. I thought when she turned around she was going to slap me, but she gave a very cute giggle when she did. That set me on fire, I had never been so turned on before. She stood up and stared at my eyes, smiling so cute. The feeling that gave me was better than all the drugs I have ever done. I would trade all the drugs I have ever done just to experience that feeling again, even if only for a split second. She told me to follow her to her bedroom, and as soon as we got in there, she looked me in the eyes and took her pants(very tight, sexy sleep pants) and top off, leaving only a bra and panties for me to remove, which I did, slowly and passionately. I took my clothes off and laid on her bed, she slowly got on top of me and kissed me, it slowly progressed into hot romantic sex, in some of the best positions I have ever done. We had sex for nearly 3 and a half hours. When we were done, I smoked a few cigarettes and she told me that it was the best sex she had ever had. She promised no one would ever find out about it, and that it would be out secret forever.
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Lacy

Lacy

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OMG! :shock:
rev3la7ion said:
Basically my most memorable experience was getting road head while a cop was driving behind me... And believe me, the girl giving it could teach a class in pole smoking. It was possibly the weirdest feeling I've ever had in my life. I got so nervous I almost lost all of my sexual drive but then she'd give it even harder and I'd be right back there. I was caught in a nervous sexual limbo... It kinda sucked but felt so damn good at the same time.

The reason I was so nervous was because at the time I was driving a 1990 F-150. There was absolutely NO tint and the cop could plainly see me making faces in my rear-view mirror. Trying to keep a straight face while getting blown by someone who knows what they're doing is REALLY hard...
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LMAO ! Thats funny.

xxxtyrantxxx said:
No sex I have ever had will match one on my youngest experiences.

I had sex with my neighbor a few years ago. i was 17 she was 34. I was very sexual at that time in my life, and I wanted to do her since I was 15. She came to my house after my parents left for work and asked if I would smoke some bowls with her cause she had never done it. This was kinda shocking, I knew that she knew I smoked, but I never thought she would trust me enough to ask something like that. So we smoked some bowls and had a few drinks at her house.(my folks were home, couldnt toke there) We talked for about 40 minutes while we smoked, and the way she was looking and smiling at me, I had a feeling what she wanted, but I wasnt too sure. She asked if I wanted to stay a little and watch some TV with her. I had to, I couldnt go home in that state, I had at least 4 glasses of brandy in me by then. So she stood up, and bent over to pick up the remote, obviously wanting me to look at her butt(which was incredible). I thought for a split second, "should I smack it?" before I could think it over, I gently slapped her butt. I thought when she turned around she was going to slap me, but she gave a very cute giggle when she did. That set me on fire, I had never been so turned on before. She stood up and stared at my eyes, smiling so cute. The feeling that gave me was better than all the drugs I have ever done. I would trade all the drugs I have ever done just to experience that feeling again, even if only for a split second. She told me to follow her to her bedroom, and as soon as we got in there, she looked me in the eyes and took her pants(very tight, sexy sleep pants) and top off, leaving only a bra and panties for me to remove, which I did, slowly and passionately. I took my clothes off and laid on her bed, she slowly got on top of me and kissed me, it slowly progressed into hot romantic sex, in some of the best positions I have ever done. We had sex for nearly 3 and a half hours. When we were done, I smoked a few cigarettes and she told me that it was the best sex she had ever had. She promised no one would ever find out about it, and that it would be out secret forever.
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Oh my gawd. That was so romantically written. :)

Lacy said:
and this is me always wanting to talk about sex and being raped :twisted:
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Sorry this was just a comment I made before I closed this thread. :confused:

PoseidonsNet said:
male menopause

finally i didn't have to think about sex anymore unless i chose to
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Is there such a thing as male menopause?:confused:
I dunno how it compares to women's menopause .:-?
 
FlandersFlash

FlandersFlash

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I openly admit to enjoying it among some adult friends. A guys back door is a tangle of a gazillion nerve endings as well as we male "clit", the prostrate. We use a toy known as the "feeldoe" try it you will love it from both sides.
FWIW I have NO desire to have a guy do it to me.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Yeah, I'm not into the anal thing, but you got balls to admit you are...lotta guys are squeamish about that.
FlandersFlash said:
I openly admit to enjoying it among some adult friends. A guys back door is a tangle of a gazillion nerve endings as well as we male "clit", the prostrate. We use a toy known as the "feeldoe" try it you will love it from both sides.
FWIW I have NO desire to have a guy do it to me.
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Lacy

Lacy

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OMG! gotta agree wif stoney on this one.
most guys would NEVER admit to this let alone have their girlfriend or wife do it to them like that......
most men don't wanna give that kind of power away.
 
toasty42088

toasty42088

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the best sexual expirience was when i was with a younger guy and i got to be in control and show him how things were done. he was very satisfied.
and another time was when i was with an ex and we masturbated in front of eachother. it was hot. and then when we both finshed we did it. it was amazing.
 
Lacy

Lacy

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:shock:that sounds HOT!:hump:
budsandtits said:
when i was in switzerland in tha alps i did the dirty in cab chair going up the mountains
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xxxtyrantxxx said:
lol thanks, it took about 2 hours to remember and write it all
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I agree with stoney. you should send it in to a magazine....maybe playgirl;)

toasty42088 said:
the best sexual expirience was when i was with a younger guy and i got to be in control and show him how things were done. he was very satisfied.
and another time was when i was with an ex and we masturbated in front of eachother. it was hot. and then when we both finshed we did it. it was amazing.
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I take it you are female then :shock: Or even if you're not ...thats ok wif me. :peace:

A happy memory is a happy memory. :D
 
txhomegrown

txhomegrown

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One of the hottest experiences I ever had was when I had sex with my girlfiend's babysitter. She was a little too young, but she looked like the the girl that was in Eurotrip, the one that played Buffy's sister. My, she was a natural, and a quck learner. The thing I regret about it was that there were no digital cameras back then. :o :hump:
 
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