The UK Growers Thread!

zeddd

zeddd

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biggest whitey meat sweat I ever had was in a well known place in Nairobi called carnivore, they came to the table with masai spears of meat from zebra to croc etc and carved juicy lumps on the plate...felt sick as a cunt after tho
R3l@X said:
That's what lifes about mate..Proper experience there mate...the amount of ppl in my town that have never left irelands fucking crazy!
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rambo22

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R3l@X said:
That's what lifes about mate..Proper experience there mate...the amount of ppl in my town that have never left irelands fucking crazy!
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too true geezer the same can be said for many a people i know from big english citys, some people just dont like to see whats out there i suppose!?!

u been out of europe much? gotta say my fav place would be SA have spent alot of time there n fucking love it, cheap booze n drugs, cheap MEAT lol dangerous place so ur always on ya toes n fucking wicked casinos.
 
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rambo22

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thinking of sa i member one time going home or trying to lol ive got to joberg airport with the ump at leaving so thought id hit the bar met up with some Zimbabwean going back to oz when he told me hed already missed a flight i should have took notice lol we ended up getting fucking mashed together n causing mayhem in this tiny lil airport bar bout a hr before me flight was due i left mingled thought a bit of food n ill be fine lol

got a sarnie n crisps n went to get on the flight, made it to the last check in before getting on the plane n spewed all over said check in person lmfao they took me to the check in people i was flying with who took all me money saying that the cleaners in the airport will rob ya lmao i then spent 30 odd hours in the airport waiting for the next flight, woke up the next day with booze belly farted n shat meself lmfao the boxers thank fuck stayed strong didnt make it to the outer jeans lmao but wasnt fun on the plane with no pants n a sore shitty arse......
 
R3l@X

R3l@X

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That's fucking repugnant dude lol can't say that I've shat myself after booze or anything tbh not even pissed myself...
 
R3l@X

R3l@X

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I remember coming down from speed in a belgium airport with crazy bad sweats I'm talking buckets n shakes lol...fucking hate airports..going to Americas the worst! Fucking scanned my finger n eye n shit
 
Holy Grail 888

Holy Grail 888

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rambo22 said:
thinking of sa i member one time going home or trying to lol ive got to joberg airport with the ump at leaving so thought id hit the bar met up with some Zimbabwean going back to oz when he told me hed already missed a flight i should have took notice lol we ended up getting fucking mashed together n causing mayhem in this tiny lil airport bar bout a hr before me flight was due i left mingled thought a bit of food n ill be fine lol

got a sarnie n crisps n went to get on the flight, made it to the last check in before getting on the plane n spewed all over said check in person lmfao they took me to the check in people i was flying with who took all me money saying that the cleaners in the airport will rob ya lmao i then spent 30 odd hours in the airport waiting for the next flight, woke up the next day with booze belly farted n shat meself lmfao the boxers thank fuck stayed strong didnt make it to the outer jeans lmao but wasnt fun on the plane with no pants n a sore shitty arse......
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im creasing up reading this lol... your an animal ! ha ha

happy 420 !
bongsmilie
 
Garybhoy11

Garybhoy11

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Whats with all tne new members in here 2day, and everycunts being nice to them, WTF is this the uk tbrsad or the pussy thread,

Klash dont know who u are but ur a bellend give up u couldnt even grow a hardon ya limp dick
Haggis, im scottish ya cunt but aint following u ye big kilt wearing sheep shagger
Holy grail 888 that comment wasnt for u, who gave u permission to laugh at rambos joke, fuck off before ice comes along and trolls u outta here...cunt

Anyone I missed??

Anyway, good evening gents, how are we all tonight?
 
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rambo22

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i dont seem to have much joys when leaving SA last time a couple of years ago, i tried to take a cheap half bot of vods through sa customs they found it on the scanners tho n took it so i then brought a full bot in duty free to take on the plane, but i also had a shitload of clonzepam 2mg the strongest u can get and also clonzepam is pretty much ya strongest benzo, id already started munching the pills n drinking the vods waiting for the flight then carried on in said flight, once me vods was gone n i was quite clearly fucking wrecked when i asked for another drink they refused so ive kicked off causing mayhem n threatening to report all the cabin crew taking all there names like a cunt lol i passed out not long after, but when i woke up the head cabin crew comes up to me and asks my name.

as we are landing there a anoucement for everyone to stay seated as the feds will be boarding the plane lmao i knew it was for me but was still pretty mashed, 2 of em with mp5 sub machine guns have then come on board n not so nicely yanked me out me seat n marched me off the plane fucking wankers i was still wrecked n giving it to em large '' u cunt only hard cause of the gun n whatnot'' untill they pinned me up against the wall in the tunnel bit where u get off n told me to behave me self lmao then spent 12hr in heathrow nick not good lmao
 
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Holy Grail 888

Holy Grail 888

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Garybhoy11 said:
Whats with all tne new members in here 2day, and everycunts being nice to them, WTF is this the uk tbrsad or the pussy thread,

Klash dont know who u are but ur a bellend give up u couldnt even grow a hardon ya limp dick
Haggis, im scottish ya cunt but aint following u ye big kilt wearing sheep shagger
Holy grail 888 that comment wasnt for u, who gave u permission to laugh at rambos joke, fuck off before ice comes along and trolls u outta here...cunt

Anyone I missed??

Anyway, good evening gents, how are we all tonight?
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you wee scottish prick ! good thanks.. ha ha ... im taking permission..

jump up on your breakfast table and smash my boots in your cornflakes kinda dude n kick it in your scottish face..
politely of course...
ENGLAND !!!!

ice cream and trolls ?

shotty horroh got a good answer for that...


16.20s...

bongsmilie
 
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