I Once.

[toasty42088]

i once had a one armed garbage man.....ahaha.

 

[MoePunn]

i once had a one armed garbage man.....ahaha.

O.k. I wish I saw that shit 1st thing in the morning high as a mutha I'da laughed my ass off all day on that note...

 

[toasty42088]

O.k. I wish I saw that shit 1st thing in the morning high as a mutha I'da laughed my ass off all day on that note...

hell yea. thats how i started every wednesday.

 

[blackout]

i once head butted my bullmastiff for being a shit ,split my head wide open the bull mastiff did not even care ,where is the love gone

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I once sang this song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end...

 

[nickfury510]

i once had sex with a married woman in an outhouse on a beach in santa cruz

 

[fdd2blk]

i once had sex with a married woman in an outhouse on a beach in santa cruz

i once wondered what took my wife so long. she said she had to pee real quick.

 

[mastakoosh]

i once got this in austin when i was younger. i was pretty happy

 

[brendon420]

how fun do you still have it?

 

[MoePunn]

i once had sex with a married woman in an outhouse on a beach in santa cruz

LOL @ U Nick, I once had sex with a married woman, then went to settlement with her and her husband (on a house I sold them) about 35 minutes later

 

[brendon420]

i once had one of these..
http://www.extremeoutdoorsupply.com/images/gfh/pigme24.jpg

 

[mastakoosh]

how fun do you still have it?

i think you were talking to me. if so, no sir i do not. that was one of my first boards and it has been a lonnng time.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I once gave a guy a blow job at midnight on new years eve instead of a kiss

 

[fdd2blk]

i once just walked out to the freezer and grabbed a triple chocolate drumstick supreme.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I once was chased by a big, black catfish

 

[shroomyshroom]

I once had my missus over for dinner.....

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I once was losing this game

 

[diggitydank420]

I once browsed a forum while wasted on hash brownies.

 

[mastakoosh]

i once had one of these..
http://www.extremeoutdoorsupply.com/images/gfh/pigme24.jpg

i once said cool, do you still have it?

 

[bigbud69]

i once came home from work, and a friend i hadnt seen for years jumped out from around the corner. knocked him out cold. scarred the shit right outta me.