The Beard Thread

[Metasynth]

I converted some beards to shorn. Not by force, just by carefully placed suggestions and manipulation.

muah hah haaaaaaaa

You, miss, are an enemy of the beard....

Beards Beware!

 

[Metasynth]

And the place between beard and shorn - is a place I like to be! Funny moustaches, greasy "steps". I tried a pattern once - looked more like a drunk child tried to shave someone.

Practice that shit on your beaver beard.,,

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

No cheap sunglasses.
Just beards!

 

[Pinworm]

We are pretty excellent at bearding. Just ask anyone here! Seriously. We answer any question.

 

[Yessica...]

I only really converted one for keeps - and he's fast asleep in dream land right now. He seems perfectly happy without beard.

Because he had beard before he had me. And he also didn't get blowies or sex on the regular or someone to pack his lunch for him before he goes to work.

I think it's a fair trade. No?

 

[abe supercro]

this is my beard

 

[Yessica...]

Practice that shit on your beaver beard.,,

Beaver beard - not as funny. That's just winter-bush in my book.

It's very difficult to portray emotion or do a good impression of someone with a beaver beard/ moustache. I tried the Hitler/ Chaplin once. Just looked kind weird - and only a little bit racist.

 

[Pinworm]

Beaver beard - not as funny. That's just winter-bush in my book.

It's very difficult to portray emotion or do a good impression of someone with a beaver beard/ moustache. I tried the Hitler/ Chaplin once. Just looked kind weird - and only a little bit racist.

Landing strips - excellent choice for the lady beard. I'm the most unknowledgeable when it comes to women lady beards. That's why you're here. What is in fashion these days?

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

 

[Yessica...]

hmmmmm...I don't really know what's in with the kids today...

I know all my ladi friends like to keep the parts outside of the bikini free and clear.

Most of them also have recently had children - and I know the barn doors can sometimes get blown open down there. My guess is the post-childbirth year it's all messy, inside and out.

 

[Yessica...]

In porn they have NO HAIR. But also - NO LABIA. Why do they keep getting surgery to look more and more like Barbie - when Barbie didn't even have a vagina?

 

[Yessica...]

Ken couldn't grow a beard - douche.

 

[Yessica...]

Landing strips - excellent choice for the lady beard. I'm the most unknowledgeable when it comes to women lady beards. That's why you're here. What is in fashion these days?

Ahhhhh - so THAT'S why you invited me here? It's all comin together...

DIABOLICAL

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

 

[abe supercro]

In porn they have NO HAIR. But also - NO LABIA. Why do they keep getting surgery to look more and more like Barbie - when Barbie didn't even have a vagina?

No Labia sucks. I like roast beef!

 

[Growan]

I'm unsure what direction we're going in here. I know about beards, and pretty much nothing else...

In porn they have NO HAIR. But also - NO LABIA. Why do they keep getting surgery to look more and more like Barbie - when Barbie didn't even have a vagina?

 

[Metasynth]

muff

 

[Yessica...]

I'm unsure what direction we're going in here. I know about beards, and pretty much nothing else...

I was asked to provide a bit of estrogen to this testosterone party. Or invited to talk about vagina's. One or the other...hahaha

 

[Growan]

I converted some beards to shorn. Not by force, just by carefully placed suggestions and manipulation.

muah hah haaaaaaaa

let us not turn this into a defoliation thread...