Ass-play girl in appt 13...

Sativied

Sativied

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I just remembered she spawned a baby. And babies are major party poopers. The damage a baby does also make the line between vagina-play and ass-play a little blurry so she might not appreciate this thread like some others.
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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Fucking hilarious! The closest similar thing that happened to me was when a friend of an ex bf text somebody (another friend with my initial) from my bf mobil making out the text was for me-: "I don't think we should do that again babe,my finger still smells"
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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lahadaextranjera said:
Fucking hilarious! The closest similar thing that happened to me was when a friend of an ex bf text somebody (another friend with my initial) from my bf mobil making out the text was for me-: "I don't think we should do that again babe,my finger still smells"
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bahahahahahahaha - amazing!

Yeah, I did wear gloves. Although, I do know the lingering smell of bum on a finger. I do have one...

To each their own. I know loads of people that LOVE bum stuff!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Sativied said:
I just remembered she spawned a baby. And babies are major party poopers. The damage a baby does also make the line between vagina-play and ass-play a little blurry so she might not appreciate this thread like some others.
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Nawww - I don't even know her - but I do have funny girlfriends who have spawned babies - sense of humour doesn't change. Just not much time to surf the net in that first while. Especially if the barn doors get blasted open!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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lahadaextranjera said:
My friend just split up with lady mai. That's a girl who knows how to take it (and give it!) Amazing what her tiny little body can handle
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I have a sexually explorative lady friend too. They always look just like everyone else - and them BAM - they gots stories! TOTES gave it to her boyf. She actually didn't respect him, was cheating on him, and just thought it was funny by the end...

One time we were driving together in a snow storm, and she tells me a story:

Her boyf likes it when she pounded him in the ass with a strap-on, and he would be positioned on the couch so that when he came - he would blow his load in his face. As she finished the story - a transport truck pulled up ahead of us - and it said "LOAD KING" on the back. I never called her boyf by his real name again....LOAD KING!!! Classic!
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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Yessica... said:
I have a sexually explorative lady friend too. They always look just like everyone else - and them BAM - they gots stories! TOTES gave it to her boyf. She actually didn't respect him, was cheating on him, and just thought it was funny by the end...

One time we were driving together in a snow storm, and she tells me a story:

Her boyf likes it when she pounded him in the ass with a strap-on, and he would be positioned on the couch so that when he came - he would blow his load in his face. As she finished the story - a transport truck pulled up ahead of us - and it said "LOAD KING" on the back. I never called her boyf by his real name again....LOAD KING!!! Classic!
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She's a famous porn star. I don't think even my real life sam like friends from sex in the city can match that!
 
texasjack

texasjack

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lol, we got a lot of prudes on this board. I wouldn't have guessed being a weed forum. I'm definitely not above a little back door fun.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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lahadaextranjera said:
She's a famous porn star. I don't think even my real life sam like friends from sex in the city can match that!
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hahah - who's a porn star? hahahah - I'm lost.

My ladi buddy, is no porn star. Actually my oldest friend - went to pre preschool together....haha!

But yeah, her stories are redonk. She has a gay bestie, and HIS stories made me feel like a nun! hahaha
 
ttystikk

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iamnobody said:
I once gave myself a vodka Enema that ended up with an ambulance ride, a colonoscopy done by the hottest nurse on staff, one embarrassing phone call to the wife, stomach cramps, and shitting blood for a week straight.
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Wow. Dude, you really know how to party!
 
Da Mann

Da Mann

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Whats yous is to do as you please. Whats his is your to do as you please. I see how you are.
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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Yessica... said:
Was she currently hooking? Like were you a john and you called her your Girlfriend? hahah - jokes.

But forserious - what was that like? I've never been great at sharing in a committed relationship.
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A girl has to support herself any way she can, right? If she plays safe and takes care of herself, frankly I see no reason why it should be any business of ours, societies' or the law.

But then, I've actually read the Bill of Rights and I'm aware of what it really means, as opposed to the silly charade comically referred to as the US Supreme Court.

All activities entered into by commenting adults which do not harm others are guaranteed. That's the definition of liberty- and not the corporate owned fascist farce we see today.

And that's why prostitution is no more- and thanks to my fellow citizens here in Colorado now no less- legal in these United States than cannabis.
 
thump easy

thump easy

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Believe it or not some women love it.. in the but!!! im not a buttie bandit but i have come across some freaks in my time..
 
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